Matty B

Michigan State University Alum. Part time chopped, full time unc. All tweets are my own.

[Matty B @Matt_Bangtson]

I'll just leave this here

[OBVIOUS SHIRTS® @obvious_shirts]

The White Sox are starting to have the season I thought the Cubs were gonna have.

Happy for them, devastating for us. Everything sucks right now.

Zero fun sir. #Cubs

[Nick @NickZararis]

Larry on line at security makes a joke "do you really need to search me, you think I'm gonna be the one who does it?" And ends up in Secret Service custody for the entirety of the game, asking each interrogator as they come into the room for an update on the score of the game

[Noah Wilson @noahwilsoncares]

This is the kind of stat ESPN pulls when two abysmal teams are playing on prime time

[Ban @BanButterfly]

Lo de Mamdani es muy gracioso porque uno creería que su exito en New York es porque el man tiene un plan de gobierno complejo y estructurado

Pero revisas sus políticas y simplemente esta haciendo las cosas mas obvias para solucionar los problemas de la ciudad, y funciona

[David @dqveed]

They’re slowly taking away the second amendment see

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[Charley @JukeboxCharley]

Spoiling The Odyssey

[Grim Cutty (令和 音楽 Era) @iamcogs]

"On the fake, Williams, looking downfield, launching down field, GOING FOR IT ALL, it is CAAAAAAUUGGGHHHHHTTT! BEARS WIN!!!"

> Press X to Start

[Baseball Is Dead @baseballisdead_]

16 years ago, Armando Galarraga was robbed of a perfect game after Jim Joyce incorrectly ruled Jason Donald safe at 1B.

“I just cost the kid a perfect game” - Joyce told the media after walking off the field.

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

does anybody have any recommendations for a hobby I can pick up for next year?

[Twink David Harbour @brandonjc_art]

Toy companies used to have the decency to give you a bit of Hulk forearm for free now they just shortchange you and cut it off right at the Hulk wrists. Unbelievable

[nugget chef @jayhaykid]

There is an almost unlimited pool of wildly overqualified people available to run a baseball team and these idiots picked a guy who is such a bad communicator he needs an English-to-English translator.

[Alexis @TheNotoriousLEX]

Smoking the hardest hit ball of your career (114.6 EV) to a section chanting “overrated” might actually be more disrespectful than telling someone to suck your dick.

[Dave @davebftv]

Bears QB Caleb Williams will be on the cover for Madden 27 according to @MUTLeaksXXVII

[MLB @MLB]

Repost and reply for a chance to win this autographed Paul Skenes @Topps card!

[Spectre @spectre0799]

2 Hard 4 The Radio but the beat is Mickey Mouse Clubhouse

[Matty B @Matt_Bangtson]

Actually impressive that each AL West team is this bad

[MLB @MLB]

The @Mariners are atop the AL West!

[Dunkel🌶️ @DunkelMort]

A gente tem uma confirmação de que o Homelander estuprou a Becca (embora a gente não precisasse disso) literalmente nessa última temporada em que o coração dele acelera quando ele responde o Ryan entregando que ele estava mentindo. Porra vocês são malucos.

[Azazel Pazuzu @bravookil]

this place would be rich as fuck

[UJCR 𓃵 @UJCR__]

7 years old me after watching a suer hero movie
Trying to check if I have superpowers

#TheBoys