Matty Ice

October's Very Own

[Matty Ice @Matt_Berns_]

@ihatelilyodie Does it remind you of me because I might be autistic and can drive?

[Matty Ice @Matt_Berns_]

Good god that is a squad

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

The new-look Houston Texans offense:

🏈QB: CJ Stroud
🏈RB: Joe Mixon
🏈WR: Stefon Diggs
🏈WR:Nico Collins
🏈WR: Tank Dell
🏈TE: Dalton Schultz

[Buffalo Bills @BuffaloBills]

YESSSSSSSIR!!

[Liam Fennessy @LiamFennessy_]

Anyway, here's the KG x Clairo edit again

[Matty Ice @Matt_Berns_]

AND STILL THE AFC EAST CHAMPIONS.

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

I asked if it was offensive to eat a Pop-Tart in front of the @PopTartsBowl mascot and then its handler yelled out “ITS THEIR DREAM” and then the mascot grabbed a Pop-Tart out of my hand and started force-feeding it to me while making soft grunting noises

[Matty Ice @Matt_Berns_]

I would die for each and every one of them

[Highmark Stadium @HighmarkStadm]

Check out the best photos from our first annual Corgi Cup‼️🐶🏁

Full Gallery: https://t.co/3xWyAn497L

[Matty Ice @Matt_Berns_]

@JustinWashbon I just had a call with IT to setup our office’s cloud printing system that took two and a half hours and I don’t even know if it works yet. Now I have to troubleshoot a member’s WiFi situation. I’m not even IT. I can’t go on like this

[Matty Ice @Matt_Berns_]

@smefetc @paranoia8k Knew I’ve seen this face before

[chaz @chazzus]

Why white people always pointing at someone in group pictures like look at this asshole here

[Matty Ice @Matt_Berns_]

@CoachJoeBrady

[Matty Ice @Matt_Berns_]

Ken Dorsey should be investigated on domestic terrorism charges after seeing this offense without him at the helm

[Matty Ice @Matt_Berns_]

@sloprules Can’t wait to make that “you work for me now” call to my boss tomorrow morning #GoGetter

[John Hyslop @sloprules]

If you're not working on a +3587643 NFL parlay right now, you don't want it bad enough. Be somebody.

[Matty Ice @Matt_Berns_]

@ihatelilyodie Come let me give you a lil hug when you get up here

[Matty Ice @Matt_Berns_]

It’s always the ones you least expect

[Morbid Knowledge @MorbidKnowledge]

In 2023, Jeremy Lee Pauley, was found with buckets full of body parts in his basement.

Pauley runs a legitimate business that sells human "oddities", but what raised concerns is when police intercepted a load of body parts on its way to Pauley from Arkansas, where they had been stolen from a medical school.

The bizarre shipment included “2 brains, one with skullcap, 3 hearts one cut, one large belly button piece of skin, one arm, one huge piece of skin, and one lung.”

In September 2023, he plead guilty to trafficking human remains.

[Matty Ice @Matt_Berns_]

Home Is Where stayed at my apartment last year after playing a show in Buffalo and not only were they all cool as hell, but they made tons of mac and cheese that they left for my roommates and I.

Thanks again guys @homeiswhereband

[keegan @FranziaMom]

emo albums of the year seem to be pretty clearly: home is where, awakebutstillinbed, and as a sketch pad

[Matty Ice @Matt_Berns_]

It’s only 10:30AM on a Tuesday and I’ve already tried to kill myself in the office stockroom four times this week