Matthew Burton

34, recruitment consultant, Man Utd fan, politics ⚽️ 🏳️‍🌈Instagram: mattburt14

[sᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴛᴠ @superTV247]

The entire #SNLUK cast doing a whole X Factor group performance parody is the best sketch they have ever done. So beautifully British. I’m obsessed with every single one of them

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

"Dear Diary,
Suella is on resignation watch, Jenrick is eyeing up my job, Zia is being a deluded maniac (no change there), Lee Anderson spends all day molesting bacon sandwiches and Ticey thinks we should be celebrating wildfires.
What is it about Reform that attracts morons?"

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

He’s very rattled about this and rightly so. It’s a scandal.

[Matthew Burton @Matt_Burton14]

@sophielouisecc You are delusional

[Financial Times @FT]

When Reform UK leader Nigel Farage was asked whether the political party might be interested in introducing a UK-style ICE immigration unit to deal with illegal migrants, the interaction became ‘quite unpleasant’. ⁠Listen to the full podcast here: https://t.co/ViNqCGXmHA

[terry christian @terrychristian]

Jim The Rat Ratcliffe - An utter disgrace to my club

[TobyWrites @tobyasky]

Darren Lewis responds to SJR in a perfect manner.

[PATRON @UTDPatron]

Really very hard to dislike this guy, an absolute top human on every level. He’s a maverick personality for football.

Very jealous he’s associated to that lot and not our football club. His values and principles represent a United manager.

Take notes and be better @INEOS

[The Rest Is Football @RestIsFootball]

🗣️ @GaryLineker: "The hypocrisy really, the guy's a migrant himself. An economic migrant."

Gary responds to Ratcliffe's controversial comments

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

UK Tax paid by Jim Ratcliffe in 2025: £0

UK tax paid by immigrants in 2025: £17,000,000,000

[Daphne @celebriD]

Rachael Jones, 38, a mother of five, got drunk, started acting out, and was kicked out of a taxi. Salim Ullah, 33, an expecting father, saw her barefoot and alone in the street and offered to help. He gave her a ride home. When she tried to hug him, he refused. She went inside her house and called the police, falsely claiming she was gang-raped. Salim was arrested and jailed for 30 hours while police investigated. His neighbors called him a rapist. He had recorded the encounter on his phone for his safety.

After police determined she lied, she was sentenced to only two years in jail for perverting the course of justice. Salim will carry this accusation for the rest of his life. His reputation is damaged forever. Two years wasn’t enough. False rape allegations deserve serious consequences. This is why many men don’t offer to help women in distress.

[Claire 💙 @clairebubblepop]

Allegedly Labour are the most hated govt. Right? So why did non of you hate Tories, when they lost £12B buying useless PPE during the pandemic? They partied the night before Prince Philip’s funeral and let the Queen sit alone. They broke our NHS, cut police numbers, let schools crumble, filled our water ways and beaches with literal SHIT. They cut council budgets into oblivion; in turn destroying our towns.

We no longer have same day GP appointments, or ambulances within minutes.

You say you want the old UK back!

We ALL do but it’s not Labour who destroyed the country, the right wing Tories did.

And you think an even further right wing party will fix things? You people are either ignorant or gullible! I’m not sure which is worse. Maybe stop blaming migrants, the poor, people on benefits… you know the people with zero power. Maybe you should be blaming the establishment.

Oh oopsie Reform claim they’re not the establishment.

YES THEY FUCKING ARE. IDIOTS.

[Scott Herman @Scott_Herman]

For me, @Stranger_Things Season5 just proves how braindead viewers have become (or they are just rage baiting for views on X)

1. Will being gay has been a part of the show since Season 1. Was literally the first thing mentioned between Joyce and Hopper at the police station and has been something Will has been coming to terms with the entire show. His powers have nothing to do with him being gay. But coming out in the 80s was not an easy thing to do and Vecna latches on to YOUR WORST FEAR to control you. Or maybe you all skipped the 4 kids he killed in season 4? You know that whole thing with the grandfather clock? 🤯

Robin also had a whole conversation about it with Steve to give “coming out” context. If Steve asks out a girl, no big deal. But if Robin asks out “the wrong” girl… not the same.

So Will coming out should have been something you all expected to see if you have actually been paying attention. It wasnt woke, it wasnt an agenda. It was just part of the story. Gay kids existed in the 80s, not a big deal and for the final battle Will needed to overcome his worst fear to stand a chance against Vecna.

2. Now for the people saying they “retconned” the Upside-down. Did you all just close your eyes when they finally revealed the battle between Eleven and Henry? She blasted him to a different planet that looked NOTHING like Hawkins and Henry says in that place he “became an explorer”. That’s how he found the Mind Flayer.

How were you not wondering this whole time where he was? The planet was bright with lightning everywhere. Clearly not the Upside-down.

3. Nancy & Jonathan breakup scene. “Will you unmarry me” was a pretty clear acceptance of a break-up. Tossing the ring should have been an indicator to you as well.

Was obvious in Season4 they were drifting apart and the “shared trauma” was the only thing holding them together.

In the words of the great Mr. Witwicky “HA! How long you gonna ride that scooter?”

Now all at being said:
✅ Yes #8 is annoying AF.
✅ I also thought Maxx was blind.
✅ How did Argyle leave the quarantine?
✅ Nobody cared to check on Mr. Wheeler in the hospital after demodog attack?
✅ Scott Clarke FINALLY being let in on the story was awesome.

With 1 episode left I am not sure how they are going to button up all the storylines.

But saying Season5 is “bad” is just not true.

[Adam Schwarz @AdamJSchwarz]

"My most vivid memories of my school life is Farage repeatedly coming up to me, knowing that I was Jewish, saying 'Hitler was right' and 'gas em' and that was frequently followed by imitating the sound of escaping gas."

Peter Ettedgui, ex classmate of @Nigel_Farage.

#newsnight

[Woke Lefty 🫣 @SalfordMe2023]

Gary Neville employs 600+ Mancunians.

He pays shit loads in tax.

He opened his hotel to front line workers during the covid lockdowns.

God knows his punditry has had me slagging him off lately, disagree with him all you want, but he's clearly not a traitor.

Worsley warriors 🤦‍♀️

[Matthew Burton @Matt_Burton14]

Oh the irony 😂

[Matthew Burton @Matt_Burton14]

@sophielouisecc Practice what you preach… last week you were insulting a young lad with the way he looked…? Temu jack sparrow was it? If you were nicer about other people then you’d have more sympathy. Hypocrite

[Lucas Sanders 👊🏽🔥🇺🇸 @LucasSa56947288]

WOW! "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert" has just dropped its first response to ABC, FCC chair, and Disney firing Jimmy Kimmel.

Donald Trump is gonna have a meltdown tonight! 😂

This is a Must-Watch! 🔥

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Hang it in the Louvre.

[Matthew Burton @Matt_Burton14]

I thought they wanted free speech and hated cancel culture… 🤗

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

"Great News for America: The ratings challenged Jimmy Kimmel Show is CANCELLED. Congratulations to @ABC for finally having the courage to do what had to be done..." - President Donald J. Trump