Matt Butler

PE teacher/Y4 teacher, thrower of plastic🥏Cyclist🚴, (Attempting) runner 🏃and MK Lightning supporter🏒⚡

[Matt Butler @Matt_Butler93]

@MKLightningIHC Statement win #letsgolightning

[Matt Butler @Matt_Butler93]

@Headteacherchat Team quiz night full of different rounds that could also include scavenger hunts and practical challenges at school. Everyone can bring in their own food or create a buffet style spread. Cheap, inclusive and full of laughs!

[Matt Butler @Matt_Butler93]

As a teacher myself a thank you goes a long way, sure a pay rise, holidays etc get publicised a lot about teaching but sometimes a "thank you and great job" goes a flipping long way in my book. If you get the chance to #ThankATeacherDay

[Matt Butler @Matt_Butler93]

@Thehullboy1 @MindCharity Amazing achievement, you're true inspiration, well done!, 🎉

[Arsenal Women @ArsenalWFC]

WE’VE DONE IT! WE ARE CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE ONCE AGAIN 🏆🏆

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@MKLightningIHC Jordan Cownie
Mack Stewart
Patrick Forsberg

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@MKLightningIHC Breakfast for dinner!

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@MKLightningIHC 65000-70000

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@MKLightningIHC

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@MKLightningIHC

[Matt Butler @Matt_Butler93]

@thefutballboy_1 Sol Campbell?

[steve @bagshaw2112]

Be careful today #snow

It snowed last night...
8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

By noon it all melted

Moral:

There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes

[Matt Butler @Matt_Butler93]

@PE_reynolds @PE4Learning @BFS_sport

[Matt Butler @Matt_Butler93]

@MKLightningIHC Fantastic signing, such a pivotal player who I think can go on to be 100+ point player next season!

[Matt Butler @Matt_Butler93]

Teaching a "challenging" year 5 class yesterday for the first time. One of the pupils came up to me with a letter today saying how much she enjoyed it and how it was one of the best PE lessons she has had recently! She goes on to ask if I could run a girls football club? 100%Yes!

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@MKLightningIHC

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New government guidance for PE lets teachers and pupils down. https://t.co/Fv7O6GMOwq via @ConversationUK

[Josh Gross @PE_with_Mr_G]

Rocket Ball 🚀 🏐

- Don’t let the ball land on your teams side
- Can pass to your team up to 3x
- Can’t move with the ball
- New player serves every time a point is scored (serve the ball by tossing/throwing)

#physed #PE #volleyball

[Kev Weir @KevWeir1]

✋ Hand Tennis 🎾

A must have game in your net/wall playbook.

Can be played in pairs/singles.

🎥 Rules in the video

#JustPlaySports
#PrimaryPE
#PhysEd
#ElemPe