Matt

[Matt @Matt_Collis]

On the below if you fancy, decided to delete twitter: bye it’s been a laugh!

[Caden @sunbleachedcdn]

Noticing that it’s other “queer” people that seem to be very comfortable calling gay men pedophiles. This man is 31 thirsting after a 22 year-old. You people would not survive in the real world and have never been outside

[Matt @Matt_Collis]

@heyyitsdidi “At her age” says the meme account 💀💀

[Jonothan Jacobo @Colin_Field_2]

girl even the 2nd plane waited 17 minutes

[Drop Pop @DropPopNet]

Amy Winehouse and Adele, 2004.

[aheee 🇵🇸 @aravedihda]

Her in the comments section:

[Matt @Matt_Collis]

Literally empirical data 🤡🤡

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Not science

[Matt @Matt_Collis]

I just got a 1970s leather trench coat. Spring 2025 is about to be matrix themed

[Matt @Matt_Collis]

Doing a law module at the moment and I have today learnt that I can reference Naomi Campbell, as she was instrumental to the UK having a human right to confidentiality in the UK.

[mary queen of thots🍉 @txbamxnmicxh_s]

Forever legendary

[Matt @Matt_Collis]

Paul OGrady

[Walter Ego @ItsWalterEgo]

More than 500,000 people disappear without a trace every year.

In 2009, something even stranger happened: a man appeared.

No identity. No past. No record of where he came from.
Peter Bergmann never existed.

This is one of the greatest internet mystery of all time. 🧵👇

[Christian Keil @pronounced_kyle]

*taps the sign*

[Matt @Matt_Collis]

I’m driving round with sunglasses on and sunroof down. We did it guys, winter is dead 😍🥰

[Matt @Matt_Collis]

Wait someone do this but with Royal Mille. If you know you know

[Dan Ellis @dgellis0907]

Not my house but I know my way around

[Matt @Matt_Collis]

Kid has a head injury
- yeah let’s immediately interview him. Defence would have a field day 😂😂

[Matt @Matt_Collis]

#Adolescence is decent but wtf is this school scene in ep 2 😅😅 no parents, no legal rep from the school

[Ric @Ric4rdoTM]

You hit 30 and suddenly the clothes at M&S start looking really good

[Link @RockEatingHero]

you got to be fucking kidding me

[Matt @Matt_Collis]

@imbethmccoll @GlNATONIC Not a spring 😆💀