Matt Demirs

and the Jay-Z song was on

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Do I want to date someone in a band or do I just want a song written about me

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@_eliz Ohh I see. I was hoping the 7/15 one was the extra. Best of luck, that website was awful 😭

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@anymanfitness Recipe

[Choptimus Prime @mikesmicYT]

If I send you this it means I’m about to air out someone’s business

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And if you didn’t get engaged you went to Europe

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Oh so everyone got engaged this weekend

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You can take my red dye #4 but you’ll never get my blue 40

[sean @DilettanteryPod]

imagine how sick doing this with your friends would be

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@EwdatsGROSS Not sure if you have a car but Kings Spa up in Niles/Skokie is so relaxing. Go on a week day while everyone’s working if you can take the day off!

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@EmyLascan Send. Thank you 😊

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@Marqel_whoelse Sorry it’s in

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@jpearzz You mean your type ?

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Me to a friend I haven't seen since high school: Hey man how have you been? Are you still into AP English?

[sam parker @samprkr]

Did you know by law every Irish Catholic has a cousin Colleen. If you do not have a cousin Colleen one will be appointed for you by the state of Massachusetts

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@nothanksalex Oh god those 3 letters just made me shriek.

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@nothanksalex “Save 15% with code WINTER15”

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@LinkedInHelp sent you a DM, would love to be connected with someone from your team on a request!

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@savvagesportss No it’s need to be used universal. So people in Seattle are on the same page as people in Portland, Maine.

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I feel like we need Fahrenheit/Celsius but for spice levels. The menu says spicy, but HOW spicy???