Matt Friedman

[Matt Friedman @Matt_Friedman]

First rape now ass-ault

[New York Post @nypost]

Antonio Brown allegedly farted in his doctor's face https://t.co/5GjK1DL2IS

[Kenny @strongdotcom]

I havent seen a play like that since the globo gym purple cobras blew a 4-1 lead in the ADAA Finals

[Matt Friedman @Matt_Friedman]

@Ceej6er yikes

[Matt Friedman @Matt_Friedman]

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tide pod?

[Matt Friedman @Matt_Friedman]

@ohhmatty iconic

[Matt Friedman @Matt_Friedman]

@Sdubie27 pip pip da doodly doo https://t.co/a8Zttrsi0D

[Matt Friedman @Matt_Friedman]

What @Sdubie27 and I do at work Pt. 2

[Matt Friedman @Matt_Friedman]

@MaryWakabayashi Its on there twice just because

[Matt Friedman @Matt_Friedman]

*Everyone Please Remember* Whilst you are making sweet, sensual love tonight, there is only one album that can satisfy all your emotional and physical needs.
(Available on itunes and limewire)

[Matt Friedman @Matt_Friedman]

@Ceej6er @SnapperjacksTS Relatable! Nice!

[Matt Friedman @Matt_Friedman]

@Ecrbaseball @c_whit27 check the bat

[Kenny @strongdotcom]

you hang around goats for long enough, you’ll learn how to milk one - @Matt_Friedman

[Matt Friedman @Matt_Friedman]

@strongdotcom I’ll have a Goff jersey waiting for you at work tomorrow

[Matt Friedman @Matt_Friedman]

Nice try garter. I’m not falling into that trap

[Football 🏈 @TheFBReels]

Wow. Take the G out of Jared Goff’s last name and that’s what he is doing against the Giants. He’s going off, man. I love that guy

[Matt Friedman @Matt_Friedman]

@themichellewie https://t.co/iRxWnIUzcW

[Matt Friedman @Matt_Friedman]

@Ceej6er you good bro?

[Matt Friedman @Matt_Friedman]

@Sdubie27 you folded

[Matt Friedman @Matt_Friedman]

@Ceej6er The nerve of some people!

[Matt Friedman @Matt_Friedman]

I was fired shortly after this