Matthew Henry

[gwaai @ryeschwarma]

Come to think of it, my ex and I weren't very compatible. See, I was a Gemini and she was a bitch.

[jennifer van heerden @J3nBen95]

Sometimes u just can't help but wonder

[Matthew Henry @Matt_H913]

So disappointed...

[DAS KAPITAL @iamDasKapital]

good fillet steak is the closest thing i have to religion

[Andrew Wall @AndrewFWall]

If you aren't happy single, you won't be happy taken. Happiness comes from within, not from a relationship.

[Not Corrupt Media @NotCorruptMedia]

Being single will save you a thousand times more stress than being in the wrong relationship.

[Ross Pretorius @rossPI1]

This would be a glorious poop” reminds me of our orange river trip😉 @Rob_burger08 @Matt_H913 @LyleBotha @duprm11

[Not Corrupt Media @NotCorruptMedia]

Never fight for someone's attention. If they really care, you shouldn't have to.

[gwaai @ryeschwarma]

IF YOU DON'T THINK STEP BROTHERS IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER THEN YOU'RE WRONG AND I HATE YOU.

[Not Corrupt Media @NotCorruptMedia]

Life is meant to be fun. If it's not fun, it's not worth doing. So please be yourself and enjoy life. It's too short to be miserable.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Meet Steve Fugate...