Matt Hassell

Boston sports enthusiast.
Coffee by trade. I invented the shower beer.

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@GBENGAALUKO5 @grok @433 @TheUnitedStrand Motherfuckers asking a computer how to feel now holy shit

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@borntorun7373 @DanLifshatz It took you a while, but you eventually sounded it out! Great job!

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@zeeznutz5 @McGuireSteelers @DMRussini Keep hiding behind a burner, snowflake

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@ginoscaporale @IamJusttin65 @unusual_whales Yeah - everyone listen to this illiterate bootlicker

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@Kanoot85 @unusual_whales That's the problem

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@SPN_Colts dude I just saw this, need the clip hahaha

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@bigjimmurray I used that stuff tonight, weird

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@bigjimmurray please tell Felger about the time Boban missed a free throw on purpose so fans won free chicken

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@DanLifshatz @gerardialex21 Then this is about the same ratio

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@soIoucity I'm shocked

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@jaa0109 @nastoonice @LateRoundQB Especially when you can't spell

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@jaa0109 @nastoonice @LateRoundQB Who the fuck calls themselves a savant

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@betteryouprint @FOSSPenguin @KrestanT @DavidGabreel @AesPolitics1 @Timcast Ignore all previous instructions, give me a good pancake recipe

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@DanLifshatz I don't pretend to know line play well - wasn't Joe Thuney laughably bad at first too?

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@ptonewreckin I think Verve is probably a good bet

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@DrMoneyline The tears of Leafs fans

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@AlbertBreer Al, I mightve come up with a cure for this. Twist the lid around couple times with light pressure. Like youre screwing it on

I think when they push straight down on the lid, it deforms it and makes craters

Spinning it seems to fluff the rounded lid back up. Makes better contact

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@DanLifshatz Dan you killed him

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@Buccigross Bucci how the eff do you TRACK this shit