Matt Hession

Haven’t been hacked since Oct. ‘22

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@LouStagner as a thought experiment, can you take a player like Michael Block, a +4.5 handicap driving the ball 284 yards/drive, and ratchet him up to be rory off the tee? How good would that player be?

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@barstoolsports Honestly, i agree with him. He’s clearly good at putting and approach, imagine if he nuked the ball? Rory averages 326 off the tee and block 284 which is near bottom. 42 yards is a 3 club differences every hole. Find something different to yell at the sky about

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@PFF the celts should add embiid

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@overtime @showtimetreyy You dont know ball

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@BarstoolBigCat I noticed Aaron Rodgers wasnt also in jail. Has he been exonerated?

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@AdamSchefter @BarstoolBigCat can you please review whether the “allowed to punch one fan a year” applies here?

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@DanDeTogni @OldTakesExposed

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@BarstoolBigCat Before we jump to conclusions, we should check if he is using his “1 allowable fan hit per year”

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@andrewjkynes @andrewjkynes can you DM me password? It looks like your DMs are closed

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Now do the Andrew Luck has unretired tweet @AdamSchefter

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Thank you, that’s very kind.

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We gotta start appreciating people’s greatness

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That CBS Halftime Show

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I only use “etc.” when i’m making a long list, can’t think of a third example, etc.

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@darrenrovell Abraham Lincoln riding the Lochness Monster seems less likely

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What’s your least favorite legume and why is it a pea?

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What’s your least favorite vegetable and why is it peas?

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Apparently these are legumes.

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Nailed it.

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“Joe Jonas is so hot.” - My fiancé 10 minutes into 2020

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This might not be my year

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NO IDEA what these were doing on the back of parents tree but it has been CORRECTED.

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Me all day after getting a free hour of sleep