Matt Hockert, PA-S

PA-S2, Future PA in neurosurgery if we get to graduate on time 🧠. Tweets do not reflect the opinions of my school or employer.

[Matt Hockert, PA-S @Matt_Hockert89]

@Zach_CableGuy That's cool and all but have you ever plugged in a USB flash drive correctly on the first try?

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@neilnagle22 Vikings don't need Rogers to hand the ball off to cook.

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@TannerSlays This. Right here. Is why I quit playing COD after black ops 2.

[Matt Hockert, PA-S @Matt_Hockert89]

@MrsPA_C If you're looking for a smoker, I'd recommend a @Masterbuilt electric smoker. Super easy to use, similar to a traeger at half the cost.

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@Zach_CableGuy @ReXClanGG @PrettyBigDyl I believe it's Smug Yeti. I have class most of the day today but I'll take a look later hombre.

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@Zach_CableGuy @ReXClanGG @PrettyBigDyl I got access as well if you need someone.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

I can’t believe I have to say this, but please don’t drink bleach.

[Matt Hockert, PA-S @Matt_Hockert89]

Me to wife: "It's quiet time"

Wife:

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@FieldYates You spelt cut wrong.

[Matt Hockert, PA-S @Matt_Hockert89]

@neilnagle22 Best uniform redesign I've seen so far

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Anne Frank spent 2 years hiding in an attic and we’ve been home for just over a month with Netflix, food delivery & video games and there are people risking viral death by storming state capital buildings & screaming, “Open Fuddruckers!”

[PA-C Life @PA_C_Life]

My quarantine self is Cersei during Battle of the Blackwater

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@OtherVivek

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@TriageNurseMD The correct answer to that question is simply "yes"

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@DrGolfShirt Can you point the camera down?

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@DrGolfShirt

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@PA_C_Life @jaimetweisser This right here.

[PA-C Life @PA_C_Life]

@jaimetweisser PA over MD was time commitment, loans, ok without being in charge, ability to change between specialties, not having go through step tests/matching
Chose PA over NP because it was less total time for me. Also we get trained by the medical over nursing model. Training for surgery

[Dr. Golf Shirt @DrGolfShirt]

Resident: Well I guess Easter is canceled this year. I just admitted the Easter Bunny with COVID.

Attending: Yikes! Is he a full code?

Resident: I didn’t ask. This time of year people tend to resuscitate themselves...

Attending: ...

Intern: ...

Attending: Get out.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Pepper. She thinks the world is a little scary. Plans to stay in her bag for a bit. 12/10 would ask if there’s room in there for one more