Matt Adams

Just a tall toddler who likes to drink too much

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Think I'm going to need the afternoon off after hearing about Hans Gruber/Severus Snape #IAmAnExceptionalThief

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Made up Brooklyn Nine-Nine's second seasons on netflix. Day sorted.

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Nothing worse than stopping at Maccies on the way home to find out its the brekkie menu. Wanted a big Mac and chips not a fucking McMuffin.

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I reckon Catch Me If You Can is a top 5 film for me

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Eminem just said he was gay, four times. That's what the fuck just happened

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Come to the conclusion that @PapaJohns shits all over @dominos. There, I said it

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Why the fuck have I Just seen a taxi driving down the footpath next to the canal? Wigan in a nutshell that.

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Casino might be like 3 hours long but it's a belter of a film

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Sitting down in the shower helps with all of life's problems

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Probs time for the annual tradition of downloading fairytale of new york #BoysOfTheNYPDChoir

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Eaten my second advent calendar of the year already. One chocolate a day, who are these people kidding?

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Leave the casino depressed and sober every time. Every time.

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Greenhalghs is doing a black Friday sale, really recommend chicken and chorizo pie for a quid. It was unreal.

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@jakechampion18 Just like buying funky shirts it's a purchase that won't be regretted

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@jakechampion18 Spicy chicken, chorizo, bacon and mushrooms. Tbf though I've never been the biggest fan of domino's

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Asda's create your own pizza are better than dominoes.

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I think my life plan is basically still to win the Euromillions, I mean that's not too much to ask is it?

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This weather really makes me miss those 3 and a half days of summer we got this year

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And my good friend Baxter here

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Bring on Global Warming, it is fucking freezing.