Matt Lim

Wheat Thins '20 👻:matthewjlim

[SubDiego @ArtyCurry]

A lady just came up to me and said “Speak English, we are in San Diego.” So I politely responded by asking her “how do I say ‘San Diego’ in English?” The look of bewilderment on her face made it feel like a Friday.

[ryuko's gf (real) @KIMEITSU]

"south asian food is weird" girl wtf is meat loaf

[riley thoughts @WTAFriley]

What I wouldn’t give to be in a room full of people who all think they know the lyrics to Super Bass but don’t

[name brand hoe @taysocrayyyyy]

Starting a thread of all my fire hairstyles because they deserve they’re own space. Starting w the most recent n most fire 💚.

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#YouTubeDOWN

YouTube: *goes down*
Everyone flocking to Twitter:

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Imagine being so privileged that your greatest oppressor is a cloth mask. In this essay I will-

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The CAUCASITY 🤭

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@xxoorita My roommate’s playlist has 3k+ songs . . . He’s straight and it rly shows 😳

[relatable @byreIatable]

“Damn, what a week.” - Me, 8:37 am on a Monday

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🥺🥺🥺

[name brand hoe @taysocrayyyyy]

I want someone to take care of me the way that @Matt_J_Lim takes care of his plants.

[relatable @byreIatable]

Ghosted my professors bc I’m leaving toxic relationships behind

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UPDATE: IT’S THE CODE LYOKO THEME SONG HAHAHA THANK YOU FOR ALL YOUR HELP 😭🙏🏼

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Okay so there’s this melody and I don’t remember where it’s from 😭Twitter plz help 🥺

Here’s part 1:

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Here’s Part 2:

[🇲🇽🌹 @loversrepair]

jus start shaking yo ass i promise you’ll start feeling better

[Zakiya Ince @seauxsoulful]

Senioritis during a pandemic hits on a different level 😩

[danielle🪲 @bug_girl_babey]

College students:
- Don’t qualify for $1200 check if claimed as dependents
- Don’t qualify for $500 bc over 18
- Don’t get tuition refund
- Don’t get rent forgiveness for off-campus housing
- Don’t get to keep on-campus jobs
- Don’t get student loan forgiveness
- ?????

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And I-