MJ

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[MJ @Matt_Juliano]

To the teacher who didn't round my grade half a percent I understand your logic and respect your reasoning. Also fuck you & fight me

[Theatre Greeter @TheatrePeas]

Is Shia LaBeouf wasted or the greatest method actor of our generation?

[Grace @gravyybabe]

when i pull myself out of this dark & emotional hole i’ve dug myself into, its over for u bitches

[MJ @Matt_Juliano]

@evysallinger Sweet, I’ll update my vocabulary and get with the times.. This has been productive

[MJ @Matt_Juliano]

@evysallinger I agree, that tweet did In fact show a lack of class on my part. however, I still feel strongly about the first half.

[MJ @Matt_Juliano]

@_jsav_ Did you just nominate me??

[MJ @Matt_Juliano]

I didn’t realize doing 10 push ups was a challenge

[𝐌𝐈𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐋É ☺︎ @michellexzv]

I fucking saw this coming

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Zeus. He was stolen from his home in Montana a few months ago. Last week he was found over 2,000 miles away in West Virginia. Since many airlines ban pitbulls, a relay team of 30 volunteers drove him all the way home in time for Christmas. 15/10 for everyone involved

[Chance The Rapper @chancetherapper]

OMG

[MJ @Matt_Juliano]

@KiddMSEd You aren’t fooling anyone @LILUZIVERT

[Promo @myfavpromo]

I don’t remember this scene being in Scream 😳

[Woez @Woezzz_]

College students: *doesn’t understand lecture*

College professor who studied the subject 36 years:

[MJ @Matt_Juliano]

🛫

[new account lmao @yungcuIture]

why is this the funniest thing i’ve ever seen

[MJ @Matt_Juliano]

@NoahDase_ @AMAZlNGNATURE Hahah what a classic! I miss the good ol days

[MJ @Matt_Juliano]

Why would you wait three minutes for water to heat up, and then wait another 3 minutes for your noodles to cook.. headass https://t.co/qogsYGzDT7

[Mackenzie Ruby @mackenzieruby]

How do normal people heat up insta noodles??

*Matthew is a headass 🙄