Matt Kanan

Bloxanne 9/4/2017💕💕

[Thomas R. Kline School of Law of Duquesne U. @DuqKlineLaw]

Congratulations to Darious Singleton, Rising 3L, for earning the Washington Health System Teen Outreach Social Justice Award for promoting diversity, altruism, courage, respect and faith in humanity. #lawschool #TuesdayMotivation #duquesne

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Every one of my Professors is using a different platform for this online learning experience. Every morning I wake up like the day of the test in middle school that I didn’t study for.

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The world is ending as we speak and I’m the most bored I’ve been in my life. Thanks Coronavirus.

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One thing I’ve grown to love about W&J is the fact that anytime there is a Fortnite or COD update the entire school’s internet explodes.

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@Bogarcia22 Get a dog and stop flirting with me

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Waddup it’s ya boy Matt Kanan back with another fire tweet, Rita’s Italian Ice when you have a sore throat... amiright?

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@kendiaz222 @Matt_Kanan he sucked

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Couldn't wait to get back to college. Slept one night on my college bed and woke up with extreme back pain and thought "oh yeah, that's the stuff"

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I was home alone today and I opened the fridge and saw there was one ice pop left and said "yes." Then I said it a little louder, "Yes." Then I just went for the scream... "YESSSS!!"

Man I love ice pops.

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*in a frustrated tone*
If one more girl asks what I'm doing, and I saying playing video games with my boys, and they say "fortnite?" I'm going to lose it. No bro, no, this is Super Smash Bros. Melee for the GameCube, I'm playing Fox and no he can't build. God.

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I started following a person on Instagram, and they started doing crossfit and I thought "pfft that's dumb." Jokes on me, 3 years later they are absolutely SHREDDED and I'm sitting in my bed at 2pm eating donuts.

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I know people have talked about this before, but One Tree Hill... I miss you...

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I'm tired of serious posts, like seriously.

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Do you think criminals stretch before they commit crimes?

Imagine pulling a hammy on a heist.

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@lildickytweets

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Lil Dicky working at Chipotle #ProfessionalWrapper

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Last night I delivered a pizza to a Veteran, and after he paid me for the food I instinctively said "Thank you for your service." And he froze and then said "thank you, sorry, I don't hear that too often."
THESE GUYS ARE BRAVER THAN ILL EVER BE BY 10000000000x
THANK YOU!

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Lemme get this straight... is Lola Bunny not a fucking dime piece?

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Come see ya boy at Los Jalapeños, food is low cost but better than Chipotle on steroids.

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I mooch off River's twitter fame
@RiverIcenhour

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Add me on Fortnite, via Epic Games,
"River Icenhour" is the name. Winning is the game.