Matthew Le Tissier

Not a Penalty king, not a Soccer Saturday pundit and shouldn't have been an England legend.

[Matthew Le Tissier @Matt_LeTiss]

I can feel a relapse coming.... #kitkats

[Sam Trent @BestgingeSam]

Matthew le tiss what a legend @Matt_LeTiss

[Matthew Le Tissier @Matt_LeTiss]

Bloody Mark Crossley still haunting me.

[Matthew Le Tissier @Matt_LeTiss]

Nemesis? You don't know the meaning of nemesis till you look Mark Crossley in the eyes from 12 yards. #coldsweat

[Matthew Le Tissier @Matt_LeTiss]

Not being funny, I've got a slight bit of Christmas weight to lose. Just in time for Easter. #cremeeggs

[Matthew Le Tissier @Matt_LeTiss]

Getting into the Soccer Saturday zone by listening to Kammy read Romeo and Juliet, whilst taunting Tony Cottee on Skype. #focused

[Matthew Le Tissier @Matt_LeTiss]

Woke up with a melted kit Kat stuck to my forehead, and a double decker tucked between my legs. Rough night.

[Matthew Le Tissier @Matt_LeTiss]

@SheilaAndersonX you are worthy, you are worthy. I'm simply a human being, with emotions and who never misses a penalty.

[Matthew Le Tissier @Matt_LeTiss]

Is Tyson Gay? #letissnamegame

[Matthew Le Tissier @Matt_LeTiss]

Lets all have a go of the Le Tiss name game. Simply add a single word to a name to make a sentence. Is Clare Balding? #letissnamegame

[Matthew Le Tissier @Matt_LeTiss]

Is Clare Balding? #letissnamegame

[Matthew Le Tissier @Matt_LeTiss]

God I'm a mess. I might put on the jolly cheerfulness of a fat bloke in a custard factory, but I'm dying inside. 4 kit kats today.

[Matthew Le Tissier @Matt_LeTiss]

Anyone need a penalty taking?

[Matthew Le Tissier @Matt_LeTiss]

Doing keepy uppies outside the FA offices, Le Tiss knows when he's needed.

[Matthew Le Tissier @Matt_LeTiss]

Anyone got Roy Hodgson's number? Surely can't be overlooked by yet another England gaffer.

[Matthew Le Tissier @Matt_LeTiss]

Well well well, I've been tucked away in the deepest darkest of sky sports studios for a while, but its good to be back

[Matthew Le Tissier @Matt_LeTiss]

I fancy a Kitkat.

[Matthew Le Tissier @Matt_LeTiss]

@TheBig_Sam How is that Sweetie Treatie drawer idea going for you Big Sam?

[Matthew Le Tissier @Matt_LeTiss]

For every minute Southampton stay ahead, i'll be giving kitkats out, 2 fingers only, not giving out any of my Chunky's. #saints

[Matthew Le Tissier @Matt_LeTiss]

What this game needs is a '30 yards Le Tiss Screamer'. #saints