Matt Moore

Almost entirely retweets. Father. Meme guy. IT Person. 30. Gaming. Edm. Anime. Buffalo Sports fan.

[Matt Moore @Matt_Moore07]

Me when my brain finally got there

[Kaycie ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ @KaycieLange]

@Matt_Moore07 : ugh, what’s it called when you spend too much time around someone? Like a syndrome?

Me:...Stockholm Syndrome??

“spend too much time around someone” 😭

[Chef Joe Gera 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹 @redhotnerd]

If you start trying to talk about grits, you pasty fucks, we will invade that fucking island & hold you all in gitmo.

[Michael O’Brien @DrOBrienMD]

Y’all, not to be a huge nerd but for the reflecting pool you would need a minimum of about 8,000 liters of 12% hydrogen peroxide to reach the 50 parts per million concentration to kill algae…

Is this what happens when you have 0 scientists in your administration?

[Leyla Hamed @leylahamed]

The amount of grief nations like Iran are carrying while being told to just “play football” under awful conditions on US soil, after everything that country has done to their people, is obscene.

[Rogue POTUS Staff @RoguePOTUSStaff]

When the public is surging in vitamin overdoes, you know you've failed as a Health and Human Services secretary.

VITAMIN OVERDOSES.

[Seiba🗡️ @Tsuki_Seiba]

Europeans finally realizing that the Italian propaganda was false and that American Pizza is in fact superior wasn't on my bingo card for this month.

[Valentine Steele @TerwillikerInst]

Brad Silberling (who directed Casper and Lemony Snicket) once told me that this is why test screenings for family films are basically impossible.

Your audience is kids but the actual ticket-buyers are suburban moms who think 95% of the stuff kids actually enjoy is inappropriate.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I’m constantly astonished that billionaires would rather ignore the climate crisis and prepare to live in a bunker with dvds and baked beans than devote a modicum of their bottomless wealth to saving the planet where we have fresh fruit and soft grass and blue skies.

[Scott G @scttfrnks]

A great part of travel (especially international travel—but any travel, really) is taking a day here and there to do whatever is big with the locals, maybe outside of your own typical realms of interest.

I’d bet a lot of these Scots don’t know much about baseball, but there they are in one of our most storied ballparks, having a blast.

[すけちゃん @AgingAnarchist]

英語がよくわからなかった頃、アメリカ人の友達に言われたのが、「おまえは無理して長く話すな。もっと簡単に話せ」ってアドバイスされたのがまさにこれ。3語だけでも色々伝えられる。

Texas is good.
Everything is big.

結果アメリカで大バズり。

[HowlingHemorrhoids @DeadlessHick]

If this were true, there would be a billion British restaurants all over the U.S, the food capital of the world.

What we see instead is ~0 British eateries and infinite Mexican restaurants.

[HasPause @HasPause]

she’s not carrying the flame 😔

[dart @poordart]

>leaked audio recordings

>from the situation room

There was a time when this would have triggered a massive purge in an administration - now counter-intelligence just looks at Mossad agents like this

[Path To Manliness @PathToManliness]

Europeans arriving for the World Cup:

“The food is actually really good.”

“Wait, they really do free refills?”

“The stadiums are insane.”

“Ok the weather is no joke.”

“Air conditioning isn’t optional here.”

“The roads are complete chaos.”

“Why is this gas station bigger than my airport?”

“Everyone is way friendlier than I expected.”

The 2026 World Cup may go down as the largest American propaganda campaign ever conducted.

And we’re not even trying.

[thyGman (COMMISSIONS OPEN) @StudiosGoji]

Thank you dead by daylight for making this video canon

[alexjm 🇺🇸 @alexjmingolla]

“American stadiums are horrible, they shouldn’t host”

“Ok the stadiums are nice but they won’t fill”

“The stadiums filled but the games will suck”

“The games are exciting but American cities are terrible”

“American cities are only fun because they’re rich”

[deaf kennedys @thamosdeaf]

Are you about to tell Americans what constitutes a burger. Are you really going to do that. Is that your move. Really.

[Tim @Timstillherelol]

Suddenly Brits can't handle the banter

[Andy Cortez (didn't pay for the blue check) @TheAndyCortez]

Just let him run for President. Trump shits on the constitution constantly. Let us break the rules once as a treat.

[Cleaver's Henchdwarf @cowgirl_bebop]

People don't seem to understand American abundance. This is the specialty cheese section, which is completely separate from the rest of the dairy aisle where you'd get things like string cheese and regular cheap block cheddar.

We have everything, and in ridiculous quantities.

[Cade Onder @Cade_Onder]

this is the kind of New York that they had in Tobey Maguire’s Spider-Man movies