Matthew Muscarella

Jets and Islanders fan. Quinnipiac class of 2020. If you don't like pizza, I don't like you

[NHL @NHL]

This might be the most beautiful @Enterprise hat trick you'll ever see.

Bravo, Mat Barzal (@Barzal_97)‼️

[Matthew Muscarella @Matt_Musky]

My college is currently serving meatless meatballs. It's for people who want a ball of meat, without the meat.

[Charles Robinson @CharlesRobinson]

For what it’s worth, a #Cowboys source has told me that Dallas inquired about Jamal Adams. The #Jets did not open the conversation. They picked up the phone.

[Greg Auman @gregauman]

QB Vincent Testaverde, son of ex-Buc Vinny, is going to Bucs' rookie minicamp as a tryout player. Also went to Bucs' local predraft workout ...

[Matthew Muscarella @Matt_Musky]

Already proved I'm the best at stacking blocks in Tetris 99, need to show I can stack cards too. Where's Solitaire Battle Royale?

[Matthew Muscarella @Matt_Musky]

@ZLambs Only 2? F***in amateur

[Matthew Muscarella @Matt_Musky]

Anyone else find it strange that in the last 2 games, the teams facing the Patriots barely used their best players (Tyreek Hill and Todd Gurley)?

[Matthew Muscarella @Matt_Musky]

If throwing an interception is all it takes to win a superbowl, Nathan Peterman deserves another shot.

[Matthew Muscarella @Matt_Musky]

Brady did nothing to win this game

[Matthew Muscarella @Matt_Musky]

That was the worst Superbowl halftime show ever

[Matthew Muscarella @Matt_Musky]

Was trying to remember the names of the Polar Express characters and found out none of them actually have names. Main character is credited as "Hero boy" for example.

[Matthew Muscarella @Matt_Musky]

Does Todd Bowles do anything positive for the Jets?

[Matthew Muscarella @Matt_Musky]

Alex Rodriguez just said "the rules are the rules"

[Matthew Muscarella @Matt_Musky]

The longest possible way to say chicken parm

[Matthew Muscarella @Matt_Musky]

Look at the positives: Lou has more cap space to work with, there's more room for Ho Sang, Isles save millions on replacement sticks, and Barzal is better anyway

[Matthew Muscarella @Matt_Musky]

Putting mom's sauce on to fix bad pizza #NotMyPizzaPlace

[Matthew Muscarella @Matt_Musky]

There is no way anyone can hear Yanny, anyone who doesn't say Laurel is just doing it as a joke

[Matthew Muscarella @Matt_Musky]

A girl walked into Umbertos, saw the menu and said (sounding like a bad Sarah Silverman impression) "ooo pasta" and "ooo salad" as if it's her first day outside or something

[Matthew Muscarella @Matt_Musky]

I think getting an internship as a sophomore CIS major may actually be impossible

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

The #Jets are working on a deal for QB Teddy Bridgewater, source said. It is not his only option. But it is their first choice.