Matt The Dog

I help with reading in school even though I can't read - the kids call me Matt The Dog. I also visit people who aren't well. Oh, and I chase squirrels.

[Matt The Dog @Matt_The_Dog]

Oy! Small dog! Does social distancing mean NOTHING to you??

[Matt The Dog @Matt_The_Dog]

Now she’s started cuddling me. What a liberty! I give up.

[Matt The Dog @Matt_The_Dog]

Today I have been issued with this sweater thing. I think it’s a bit soppy - I am after all a rugged Border terrier. But I must admit it feels quite cozy. I must be getting old.

[Matt The Dog @Matt_The_Dog]

I hope my friend Mr Mike @mikebreakfast makes it through to Blackpool on @bbcstrictly !

[Matt The Dog @Matt_The_Dog]

@PebbleBT She certainly does. She is a BT after all, even though she’s a pain in the bum.

[Matt The Dog @Matt_The_Dog]

Her first session on the squirrel simulator. Maybe she’s not completely useless after all...

[Matt The Dog @Matt_The_Dog]

@Grubtpd THAT’S not going to happen!

[Matt The Dog @Matt_The_Dog]

Turns out that big box was a new bed for me! A nice comfy one for my old joints. SHE is having my old bed, apparently.

[Matt The Dog @Matt_The_Dog]

@LornaManie You must be joking.

[Matt The Dog @Matt_The_Dog]

She was being restrained by my bodyguards.

[Matt The Dog @Matt_The_Dog]

This has just arrived. Better not be another puppy...

[Matt The Dog @Matt_The_Dog]

@Luv_2_bowl Three months, apparently. Feels like three years.

[Matt The Dog @Matt_The_Dog]

If I HAVE to go out for a walk with HER, could we at least get on with it please?

[Matt The Dog @Matt_The_Dog]

They took her into town this morning so at least I got some peace. Look at her - she probably thinks they are real. Idiot.

[Matt The Dog @Matt_The_Dog]

I’m sorry to say that this happened. It was a moment of weakness on my part. It will not happen again, I assure you.

[Matt The Dog @Matt_The_Dog]

This is beyond a joke. First SHE got on my bed. Then this happened today. I thought he was my friend. It’s MY BED!!

[Matt The Dog @Matt_The_Dog]

@lilybobble2 She is not. I’d rather go to the vet.

[Matt The Dog @Matt_The_Dog]

I can’t even have a drink in peace. Why is she still here?

[Matt The Dog @Matt_The_Dog]

Now she’s getting on my bed WHILE I’M AWAKE! I had to have a word.