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@mrjamesob https://t.co/QOiGqoT0Ff is this really worth a column in the local rag? @kitmalthouse what about the free trade deal we had with Europe. What was wrong with that?

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@Jacob_Rees_Mogg I suppose you think that the NHS is also a silly left wing estableshment that needs to be privatised too.

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@rickygervais I like your little beard

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@rickygervais He went home to get it (the clip of Derek)

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I vote for Alan Partridge to be the new presenter of Match of the day. Liquid football.

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

Lineker vs Braverman.

#ImWithGary on this one.

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@rickygervais Oh, I travel, boy....

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I bent down to turn off a lamp and a fig tree leaf penetrated my ear a bit.

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I had a dream about my shoelaces being undone. #anxiety

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@rickygervais No-one cares. You don't even work here.

[Jonas Helmikstøl @Jhelmik]

Dear @elonmusk.

My name is Jonas.
I come from a small town on the West Coast of Norway.

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I wouldnt mind so much, if I wasnt paying many hundreds of pounds per month for my energy. Surely there's piles of cash rotting in one of your sheds, or something, that could pay for a good new system design and delivery?

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@BritishGas Got your email, announcing your new system. I am on it. There is nothing on it. It tells me I have another account on an old system. The old system tells me to go to the new and so the circle of crapness begins. Are you sure it was ready to launch? lol

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@grantshapps just wondering if you even know @grantshapps?

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@BorisJohnson don't replace the Ethics department. They're a pain in the backside, frankly! I mean, who needs ethics!?

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

They're all so frightened of everything - progress, equality, difference, modernity, history, reality, facts, sexuality, culture, kindness, Meghan Markle - but build careers on a billionaire's payroll by calling everyone else thin-skinned, 'woke' & cowed. It's bloody ridiculous.

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@mrjamesob @luluphooey He does!

[David Lammy @DavidLammy]

Arriving from work in Afghanistan this morning at 7am. @pritipatel has achieved the longest passport control queue I have ever seen at Heathrow. A warm welcome home to fellow citizens and visitors alike. Another feather in her cap. Well done.

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@RMTunion. To withdraw your labour is a brave and difficult thing to do. No one wants to see the railways close down, most of all the RMT members!

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I wonder what’s coming next