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Raised by circus wolves.
Professional luchador.
Painter, writer, runner.
Professional clam strategist.
Occasionally funny.

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My beloved S6 recently died and I needed to reactivate an old phone to get by for a few. Jonathan @ @TMobileHelp saved my day in 20m @ 5AM.

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@Templesmith at an endoscopy clinic discussing boudoir pumpkins. I would be drinking Irish breakfast tea but they lack hot water.

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@AmazonHelp it seems the @USPS "tried to deliver" my package. I've been home all day - no knock on the door, no note indicating an attempt.

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@AmazonHelp Okay, thanks. Well hopefully they're fine.

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@AmazonHelp that's fine - can you check on the person? They're usually really early and I'd feel like shit if they were in an accident.

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@AmazonHelp my status says my package will be delivered by 8:00pm; it's now 9:42. Can you verify that I'm not stuck in a time vortex please?

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I ❤ @VanJones68.
#debatenight

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#fictionlies
#debatenight

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New hashtag #nopuppet

#debatenight

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@Itsalldangerous right

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@wesleysnipes Burt's Buzz

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@kimholcomb episode of @CW_TheFlash where a sharkman wears pants and can pronounce M's without lips.

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Who needs a significant other when #debatenight can leave you emotionally drained and hating your life.

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@MariyaAlexander @GovPenceIN "Can we get a group discount?" - half the American population

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@BrandyLJensen STEVEN!

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I didn't actually learn anything during #debatenight. I think we need a "talent" portion, juggling ability is very important to me.

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@UniqueDude2 I just nose laughed so hard it hurt.

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Poor Hillary. Her face has to hurt from smiling through all this and sadly, I'm sure a lot of women can totally empathize with her.
#debate