Matt Crabb

Spicy memes only

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I just bought the first Christmas gift of the season in October so yeah I totally have my life together

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This sheep gets on my bed it’s hers now I take the floor

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This queen is reigning at the local lavender farm

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@beccamckell11 BLEW MY MIND

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Only Murders in the Building was amazing and I loved it you should watch it and slide into my DMs to geek out about it together

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@kiko_boy1der If they stop after the first movie we need a SFT exclusive for all the rest

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@Kiyyaannaa YES IM LOSING MY MIND OVER WHO TEXTED

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Oh it’s snowing? Alexa, order me a 50 gallon drum of hot chocolate

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The tiny fridge in a normal-sized fridge space is the worst part of this picture

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@MKBHD Thoughts on the headlight output? Personally not a huge fan of the look but feel like this could be a function v form debate

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Long sleeve shirts are objectively better because you just go roll roll roll and next thing you know it’s basically a short sleeve thanks for coming to my Ted Talk

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@kaceebabes The North Face are well priced, cozy, and comfy

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@MathesonJess Seems like I’ve heard this story before idk

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I hate that hoods look sketchy, I’m just trying to be cozy 😔

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@utahjazz @vivintarena Will season ticket holders pay for these tickets or will they be included in their season tickets?

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@kaceebabes THE NACHOS

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@captain_napkin You’re dead right, I only enjoy the memes

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I hate that stuff like this is a legitimate part of modern politics

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@kaceebabes I wanna know about weinershnitzel, like who tf is going there