Matt Walker

Nutrition, fitness, theatre, football, conservation, politics, and puns about all the above.

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@MuseBaker You can actually eat mountain lion, tastes like pork.

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@OnlyTheRavens Nope, it’s just him! Also fun fact, he’s the only one who has ever lost a playoff game.

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@dieworkwear Clean hit ngl

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@MoLeland42069 @Castellani2014 Striking out a player on a pitch fully in the strike zone not respectful enough for you?

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@Deuce1042 They’re rushing 3 against 5 and multiple Lions are winning each play, that just cannot happen. If a defense can drop 7 into coverage AND have a spy AND get pressure at the same time that’s not feasible for an offense.

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@Alex_1228__ People are just equating #1 receiver with an X receiver. Zay is a #1, he just better fits the mold of a Z guy, and in our offense that works.

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@Baltimore_MJD They spent two years cheering Lamar’s injuries and now they’re getting mad at you for being decent lol

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@BUFSportsTalk Allen carried by his running game. Sorry, just too much talent for him to be MVP.

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@zachbollinger18 This drive was sneaky huge. Henry struggling, can’t lean on run game with the lead when you’d want to, and Lamar orchestrates a clock-killing, back-breaking drive through the air. Masterful.

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@DanielOyefusi Got a play that ain’t a 12 yard gain on first down?

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@LingyPioche Only needed one big boom actually

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@HoodieRamey The Donnies from Dundalk would have come out of the woodwork in force.

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@OnlyTheRavens That is the franchise TD leader y’all have absolutely lost the plot over one game in the snow.

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@heyaimsarah You’d get kicked out of a duck blind for muzzle discipline like that.

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@Orioles POV: Brandon Hyde

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@RedSox

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@BlueJays

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@BillsFan937 @xLauren_Mx That’s the whole point man, some dumbass from Dundalk being toxic online doesn’t make the whole Ravens fanbase toxic. The internet just amplifies the worst people from every group. I’ve always had positive irl interactions with Bills fans, then hop online and it’s a Klan rally.

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@edosch81 @xLauren_Mx Oh?

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@xLauren_Mx So you agree the algorithms are continuously showing the worst of each fanbase, rather than the normal people?

Sorry that happened to you, anyone taking it personal or bigoted over sports is an ass.