There will be no more ‘Matt’s until this current line of Matts dies out and then our kids (or their kids) will start naming all their boys ‘Matt’ in honor of their Dad/Grandpa and we’ll be right back where we are now.
This betting on your games at Dave & Buster’s business is setting up a ‘Family Matters’-esque situation where one day my son will get taken in by some pop-a-shot sharks and I have to dramatically come in and win all his money back.
@harvilla I sang this song at a karaoke bar in Metro Detroit last weekend as a 60 Songs tribute. I sang it NEAR closing, not AT closing, but the KJ still got mad at me for potentially causing 2 tables to leave.
In 1 month, 10 best buds will travel from all over the US to crawl into a shark cage @alamodenver to see @MegMovie not for a bachelor or birthday party, but for a little something we call MegFest. C U in The Trench! We’ll be the guys in the matching MegFest T-shirts. @wbpictures
My son went with me to check the mail last night and now the @LEGO_Group catalog is his favorite book of all time. We’re gonna need a bigger apartment.
The debate over canceling ‘Baby, It’s Cold Outside’ is as tired as the ‘Die Hard’ argument, BUT! You guys know that song’s in ELF, right? And that movie is FOREVER.
People who just sit in your seat on an airplane and THEN ask you to switch when you get there should automatically get kicked off the plane and banned from air travel for life. No exceptions.
Free Sketch Idea: White Elephant Lotus. Just play the theme song while a group of co-workers all steal the best gift from each other while exchanging loaded looks.