Matt 😻

Engineer ☢️ but mostly a fan of Abby Lee Miller

[Matt 😻 @MatteSlay]

Is it spooky? Is it scary? 👻😦

[Tookie De La Créme shady facts @ditzyduke]

rupaul watching lydia lip sync #dragrace

[Matt 😻 @MatteSlay]

Exactly

[Matt 😻 @MatteSlay]

NYC honking ban

[Matt 😻 @MatteSlay]

@SecretgAgent Thank you it’s caving in ❤️

[Matt 😻 @MatteSlay]

Busted ass apartment

[Matt 😻 @MatteSlay]

@top_ramen_king Ok but where is the burning car???

[remy @remy4real23]

a brooke hyland billboard has been spotted in pittsburgh… 👀

[Matt 😻 @MatteSlay]

@top_ramen_king Happy 56th bday queen 🎉

[Matt 😻 @MatteSlay]

@top_ramen_king This diva with the 35’s

[Matt 😻 @MatteSlay]

@top_ramen_king Are you trying to adDRESS me

[Matt 😻 @MatteSlay]

This man is soooo fragile lmao

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

This is the final straw.

Because of this law and the many others that preceded it, attacking both families and companies, SpaceX will now move its HQ from Hawthorne, California, to Starbase, Texas.

[bird saying anything @ikeamonkeystan]

@MatteSlay @rebekah_bright not me going "not butler PA the home of the jeep AND matt!"

[Matt 😻 @MatteSlay]

Opening up Twitter to see why my hometown is trending

[Matt 😻 @MatteSlay]

@top_ramen_king In my hometown 😭

[Jack @GayLaVie]

IF YOU’RE IN LINE TO FALL OUT OF A COCONUT TREE, STAY IN LINE

[Matt 😻 @MatteSlay]

@top_ramen_king @MatthewKBegbie It’s HER month now

[Matt 😻 @MatteSlay]

@top_ramen_king I can’t even get iMessage stickers on my phone and you’re getting IOS 18 beta????

[Matt 😻 @MatteSlay]

The secret service agent being forced to sit in the jail cell with Trump

[Matt 😻 @MatteSlay]

@top_ramen_king On my best behavior this year, no tent drama!