So... we’re still talking about Gay Vampire Erotica, right? 🤔
The reception of #hematoma continues to blow me away. 🥲 Not quite your typical raunchy fare, if you’re curious...
4.8🌟 on Amazon! 💖
https://t.co/pTZE0H7uIB
Me: so after I finish a chapter I have to spend like two hours doing Bible study—
My partner: excuse me???
Me: well, I put a Bible verse at the top of every chapter. People like it.
MP: … on the BDSM erotica???
@Meredith_author I was lucky enough to request that I work with the cover designer for Hematoma. I treated it like a commission and submitted many concept sketches and drafts, and adjusted the image according to the designer’s ideas. Most authors don’t get to use their own art…
Christ, I ask which weekends I should be planning a match on and I get dudes telling me “hue fur college matches are scored differently, so your research” I did that part, I know the fucking scores, that’s not important, can my dude go fuck on a Friday night or what
@ImKaitlynMeyers I wanted to write comics when I was six. I’ve spent my whole life attempting and failing (or succeeding badly) to do this. The ADHD is debilitating. But I finished a book so I’ve got that going for me.
@RichardERock1 Not gonna lie, E.L. James made me feel like that. In a “there is absolutely no reason for me not to improve and get my book finished if this is the base standard” kind of way. You can thank Fifty Shades for my debut.
@SparkNotes so far it's the works of Shakespeare and Edgar Allen Poe, the Iliad and the Odyssey, Pride and Prejudice, Dracula, general Greek mythology, Catcher in the Rye, etc... Like obviously it's more than eight books but we do go back to the same ones a lot. I'm still following anyway.
i need @SparkNotes to use more than the same eight books for every tweet :c unfortunately getting bored of variations on "You're in her DMs, I'm under his floorboards and the sound of my beating heart is driving him slowly insane"
@lw_writes I know I thoroughly reviewed the secondary edit of Hematoma and yet every time I read the published version I see a new formatting issue that I swear wasn’t in the original. Missing quotations, mismatched ellipses, merged paragraphs. Oh well.
@larrynemecek@DanErlandson@MSNBC A forged document can be proof of something, but then we’d be looking at the people who forged them, rather than the people who installed these guys. I get you.
@DanErlandson@larrynemecek@MSNBC Forged would imply they were written/signed by someone other than the person whose name is on the document. He's right, the docs aren't forgeries. They were just submitted by people who weren't supposed to be there.