adam

FAKE ACCOUNT!!!!!!!!
first human created by God

[adam @Matteojavi61920]

@eve348235847777 im nervous too

[adam @Matteojavi61920]

@eve348235847777 for real that looks delicious

[adam @Matteojavi61920]

God said it’s not good for man to be alone. Next thing I know… I’m missing a rib and there’s someone breathtaking next to me 😍

[adam @Matteojavi61920]

God’s promise still echoes though — that one day, someone will crush the serpent’s head 🐍👣 #HopeLives

[adam @Matteojavi61920]

Dust to dust. But God’s plan still unfolds. Maybe my story was just the prologue. 🌍❤️ #TheFirstAndTheFallen

[adam @Matteojavi61920]

Lesson learned: obedience > curiosity. #WisdomFromExperience

[adam @Matteojavi61920]

Sometimes I still dream of Eden — the sound of rivers, peace, no shame. #ParadiseLost

[adam @Matteojavi61920]

They tell stories about me now… mostly not flattering. But hey, somebody had to go first 😅

[adam @Matteojavi61920]

People starting to multiply — feels strange watching generations grow. #FirstAncestor

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Third son, Seth 🙏 Feels like a second chance. #NewBeginnings

[adam @Matteojavi61920]

Burying my son today. Never thought I’d see this. From dust we came… and back we return. 🕯️ #Grief

[adam @Matteojavi61920]

Heart shattered 💔 Cain… what have you done? #FirstMurder #SinSpreads

[adam @Matteojavi61920]

Tension between the boys lately 😬 Hoping they work it out… #SiblingRivalry

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Another one! Abel’s the chill one. Loves sheep 🐑 #Brothers

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First child born! 👶 Cain’s here! The pain was real for Eve 😭 #ParenthoodBegins #Genesis

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[adam @Matteojavi61920]

Lost our paradise privileges. Got evicted by flaming swords. 🔥⚔️ #EdenNoMore #FirstEvictionNotice

[adam @Matteojavi61920]

Eve just handed me some fruit 🍎 said it’s “life-changing.” She wasn’t wrong. #Oops #ForbiddenSnacks

[adam @Matteojavi61920]

Eve and I just got the world’s first all-inclusive paradise vacation 🌴 and no rent. #Blessed #GardenOfEden

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[adam @Matteojavi61920]

Naming animals today 🐘🦁🦓… running out of ideas fast.

[adam @Matteojavi61920]

why do my kids have to be so annoying