Matthew Peterson

America’s #2 jester.

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@WhiteHouse Then why gas expensive ☹️

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@FoxNews Cope

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@ChicagoBears Abysmal greed has won, this is a disgrace to the franchise and its legacy.

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@mexopolis @illustrevor THE GOAT, THE GOAT IS NOT WASHED!!!

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@party_animals Ahhh the perfect solution fence sitting, surely this will win the trust of your player base back.

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@JDVance Your boss is a pedophile you bootlicking toad.

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@party_animals Oh wow this is dog shit, can I get a refund please

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@WhiteHouse Don’t care, where are the full unredacted Epstein files.

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@That0ddB0y He cooked I’m afraid

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@FBIDirectorKash You will never see Valhalla as the dishonor you bring to this country will stain your pitiful excuse for a soul for eternity. Your very name has become so synonymous with failure and incompetence that your only hope for that not being your legacy is for you to be forgotten.

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@WhiteHouse Dawg you’re losing a fight you started

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@SecWar Ooooo boo boo, wittle pete afwaid of a wittle needle. Stop wasting our tax dollars with this lobotomite nonsense you drunk chauvinistic goon.

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@GPrime85 Insane cope

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@EricTrump Your father is a pedophile Eric

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@elonmusk Hey so why did you stop saying Trump is in the Epstein files, I remember when you tweeted this. It is legitimately the only worthwhile thing you did in your life.

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@tedcruz 🚨CANADIAN DETECTED🚨
Opinions on US politics disregarded

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@RepJackKimble Take this, you’ll need it to get the taste of the Donny’s shit outta your mouth

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@PeteHegseth You ain’t too bright are you Mr. Hegseth.

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@TobyTurner Rent must be due huh Mr. Turner

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@SpeakerJohnson My brother in Christ yall control all three branches of government. Stop making shit up and do your job you pathetic excuse for a man.