DESIGNERBOIMATTY

[Dodo @DodoFits]

BruceDropEmOff showing off his Jean Paul Gaultier Mah Jong sectional Sofa worth $50,000

[BoomerGary1958 @garyboomer58]

My son was complaining rent is too expensive

He was paying $4,000/month

Idiot

So I did what any loving father would do

Concerted my garage to a studio and offered him first dibs to rent

[HOUSE PORN @HOUSEPORN___]

I've been laughing to myself for 10 minutes now 😂

[¹⁰ @HoodiGarland]

It genuinely couldn’t be any more obvious bro

[ash @tripnf4ll]

once u realize ur goated u can’t listen to shit like jeff buckley or the marias anymore

[DESIGNERBOIMATTY @Mattey_Diego]

Bro please be advised, that’s unprofessional

[y/n @hatsunemitski3]

are we serious bro is emailing me

[𝖻𝗎𝗇 ೨ @bunnisus]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[DESIGNERBOIMATTY @Mattey_Diego]

gang is tryna cop gentle monsters w/ the account lol

[DESIGNERBOIMATTY @Mattey_Diego]

12 passwords, 4 sm accounts pw changed, 2 cards frozen, email/phone receiving spams, icloud contaminated, there’s an iphone logged in my icloud (locked btw), & realized an influx of new followers here are s*xbots. not my silly identity, my kaiser account bro i need that lol

[DESIGNERBOIMATTY @Mattey_Diego]

Michael’s generated so well, while mintz’s = young mantis. He needs some radar evs, lol

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

LeBron James: “PLEASE…somebody help me!”

Austin Reaves and Luke Kennard:

[DESIGNERBOIMATTY @Mattey_Diego]

how long can I procrastinate on this, till I Mr. completely lose my identity.

[𝒻𝑒𝑒𝓁𝒾𝓃𝑔𝓈 @int6wn]

the urge to just deactivate my life

[claire de lune @ClaireMPLS]

we have a new “get a load of this guy” meme

[Leesi ☽ꨄ︎☾ @LeesiBB]

contrary to popular belief, while this may work in rare cases, statistics show that men who commit violent crimes towards women usually *do* target the polite/quiet ones because in they are seen as less likely to resist. so in other words: be loud, it’s a weirdo’s worst nightmare.

[A @cryptdesires]

im going through things you can't even find on reddit

[DESIGNERBOIMATTY @Mattey_Diego]

Timeline reminder that to this day Okc still receiving returns on investment from that Paul George trade. Clippers lost podcast p.

[DESIGNERBOIMATTY @Mattey_Diego]

miss using general Slack board. I have was on Karen mode in there, pushing limits of office lingo. My old coworkers troll the company by giving me more likes. Than previous posting “JP just joined the team” that ain’t that important lmao.

best,

[Steve 🇺🇸 @SteveLovesAmmo]

This is the first SpongeBob SquarePants bicep I have ever seen in my life

[paraless @crowankas]

what doesn’t kill you gets suggested to you on instagram