MattGaetz Crackgator

I'm probably drunk and I don't know where I am. Please send beer.

[MattGaetz Crackgator @MattgaetzC]

@2gether_WeRise Don't you believe in EVERY AMERICAN CITIZEN'S right to carry a gun AND enjoy our parks? What are you afraid of? What happens if we ALL rise up? Hmmm? Is that what scares you?

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

This video is absolutely DEVASTATING to @IvankaTrump. Please watch it and share.
#ByeIvanka

[MattGaetz Crackgator @MattgaetzC]

@DonaldJTrumpJr You mad bruh?

[MattGaetz Crackgator @MattgaetzC]

Respect is earned. And @realDonaldTrump has never earned anything in his life.

[George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway3d]

He deserves no respect.

[MattGaetz Crackgator @MattgaetzC]

Louder for us animals in the back!!

[MattGaetz Crackgator @MattgaetzC]

I've always been told that ignorance isn't an excuse but what do I know?

[MattGaetz Crackgator @MattgaetzC]

Rest in Power, sir.

[Nancy Pelosi @SpeakerPelosi]

Chairman Elijah Cummings believed in the promise of America because he had lived it. He committed his life to ensuring other Americans had many of the same opportunities. Today, we honor his legacy of service. https://t.co/jCLa181PUs

[MattGaetz Crackgator @MattgaetzC]

Jesus helped lepers and whores. He supported the poor, children, and those who were considered less. He was also, in His time, an illegal immigrant.

I hate to be the one to break it to you, but applying the Bible to today's happenings? The Republicans are Pontius Pilate.

[Marco Rubio @marcorubio]

Two things are true

There��s only been ONE man EVER who was always right & deserves blind loyalty & his name was Jesus;

And

No matter what a Republican does the left will never be fair to them. What they want is Republicans who will douse themselves in kerosene & light a match.

[MattGaetz Crackgator @MattgaetzC]

I know he's lying. You know he's lying. So why is he still lying? Who's the show FOR??

[Dr. Joanne Freeman (@jbf1755 on lots o’ platforms) @jbf1755]

THERE WERE ALREADY REPUBLICAN COMMITTEE MEMBERS IN THE ROOM.

This isn't a secret Stalinist chamber.
It's a BIPARTISAN committee.

You're talking absolute nonsense.
Blatant lies.
Shame on you.

[MattGaetz Crackgator @MattgaetzC]

So @WSJ says that @realDonaldTrump is essentially too stupid to be effective at strong arming a foreign government. Imma just gonna translate that to he's #PutinsPuppet

[MattGaetz Crackgator @MattgaetzC]

Uh oh. #RudyColludy https://t.co/7QdnuMOTCk

[MattGaetz Crackgator @MattgaetzC]

My guess is @HouseGOP need to hear it.

[MattGaetz Crackgator @MattgaetzC]

Their family tree has a single branch

[Elizabeth Thorp @ElizabethEThorp]

Um, are you all related?

Where are the women and people of color?

[MattGaetz Crackgator @MattgaetzC]

"Lord Baby Jesus, please protect these losers, for they know not what they do. Like really... they're the most clueless group of toxic men I've ever seen, and I work in DC" ~this staffer (probably)

[Magdalena @mags_iarba]

@sambrodey Honestly, lady, me too.

[Rep. Eric Swalwell @RepSwalwell]

I’ve always thought telling my children I served with civil rights icons like John Lewis & Elijah Cummings would be the highlight of my time in Congress. But now, I can share the time Matt Gaetz, Louie Gohhmert, & Steve King sat in an air-conditioned SCIF and ate pizza for 5 hrs.

[George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway3d]

This simple analysis makes very clear that:

@realDonaldTrump and @RudyGiuliani solicited a bribe in violation of 18 U.S.C. § 201(b), the federal criminal law prohibiting bribery.

Trump should be removed, as bribery is an impeachable offense.

Both men should go to prison.

[MattGaetz Crackgator @MattgaetzC]

Do you really not know how any of this works???

[Caroline Orr Bueno, Ph.D @RVAwonk]

You... made an audio recording inside a SCIF? And then tweeted it out?

I have no words. 🤦‍♀️

[George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway3d]

Wow. This tweet is powerful evidence of an impeachable offense—that @realDonaldTrump’s dealings with the Government of Ukraine were for his own personal benefit, and not for the nation’s. Keep tweeting and talking, @RudyGiuliani.

[@scottjshapiro.bsky.social @scottjshapiro]

Lindsey Graham (probably tomorrow): "I agree with President Trump that impeachment is like being gassed at Auschwitz in every sense."

[MattGaetz Crackgator @MattgaetzC]

She seems... stable but, you know, I'm a Crackgator so. Consider that opinion as you will.