mattheyboi

fuck this wack ass timeline they/them🌶:

[⋆˙⟡ jade 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @jadedpeek]

she'll suck me from soft if she wants an elden ring on her finger. sekiro

[cee @1ovesickkk]

i think horniness is what happens when youre too full of love and yearning and have nowhere to put it

[lesbian human experimentation enthusiast @dykefishron]

gender affirming surgery that gives me eight USB-A ports, two HDMI outputs, two DisplayPort outputs, a component output, a composite output, a set of 3.5 mm audio jacks, an optical drive, a vagina, Wi-Fi, and Ethernet.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

ADHD can seem fun and quirky until you’re too ashamed to reconnect with people because you haven’t had the mental space to reply for 5 weeks, and now the guilt and fear of being judged is too much.

[Z 👩🏾‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏾 @buttacup_x]

The first time I tried Adderall I knew I was willing to sell my kidney for a lifetime supply of it and I will
You neurotypicals don’t know how good you have it, for the first time in my life my brain could make me get up, start a task and focus until I finished said task.

[KNICKS IN FIVE KHLOE @762x54RAWR]

now that im an adult i understand why all my grandma did was smoke cigarettes on her patio listening to music

[turbomander @turbomander]

personally i dont find tasha's laughter hideous at all. i think all women are beautiful

[Chris Evangelista @cevangelista413]

Wow these images from the Artemis II
mission are breathtaking

[Denzel Curry @denzelcurry]

Even Aliens Fuck with my Shit!

First Rapper Played in SPACE NIGGA!

[𝓲𝓬𝓮 @be_like_ice]

Suicidal people deserve a space to talk about their suicidal feelings without risking hospitalization/institutionalization or being accused of being manipulative or attention seeking

[NAOMI 🐇 @BUNNYEXPLODER]

BREAKING: The Tenth Angel, Sahaquiel, has just appeared over New York City

Reached for comment, Mayor Mamdani had this to say: “A strong AT Field is developed in a child’s most formative years, which is why I’m pleased to announce: Free childcare for all NERV employees.”

[Team Meat @SuperMeatBoy]

Not just today, but every day:

[Nadine Antoinette 🖤📚 @Lilblack_heart]

The horrors persist but so do libraries, books, iced coffee, sunsets, trees, the word ‘fuck’, the moon and the sea.

[Flighty Broad Eva Terra @WorstGirlEva]

Chainsaw man is about the refusal of the call. What if the hero just kept refusing the call until the mentor acknowledged that it's unfair to impose such heroism upon a kid and took matters into his own hand. Perfect story. A masterpiece

[masha @masha_slp]

sex is great but have you ever had someone be patient and gentle with you when your abandonment issues are acting up

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

sometimes I want to be skinnier but then I remember that body types are kind of like dog breeds and if im a corgi who wants to lose weight to look like an italian greyhound that won’t make me look like an italian greyhound it’ll just make me look like a sick ugly corgi so nvm

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Posting this clip just because it’s so good

[patrick "inverted vibe curve" blanchfield @PatBlanchfield]

THE BANKS ARE OUT OF MONEY. THE GAS STATIONS ARE OUT OF GAS. THE BANKS ARE WHERE YOU GET GAS NOW. HIT FAST CASH AND THE ATM WILL SLIME YOU WITH IT NICKELODEON STYLE. MEANWHILE HOSES AT GAS STATIONS NOW DISPENSE SACAGAWEA DOLLAR COINS AT HIGH SPEED. WITHDRAWALS CAN INJURE OR KILL

[steinful @stainfool]

GUI design in Evangelion