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I’ve paid $20,000 in taxes already this year I’ll be damned if I pay $18.99 for 6 paper towel rolls #GimmeThat

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@dronedoommetal This plus infester demilich cryptopsy cerebral hemorrhage and Eyehategod

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Albums I’ve been in to lately

[cornbread Bitch @wobblymami]

Dudes be wanting thick girls but then their dick doesn’t fit past their butt cheeks

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Reached a flow state and ate the whole jar

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Eat only 1 bowl of spaghetti and meatballs challenge (impossible)

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The only not gay death metal album

[Dan Druff @spoonfulofglass]

All Hardcore sucks. All modern Powerviolence sucks. Most Black Metal sucks. All new wave of OSDM sucks. Any weed obsessed Doom Metal sucks. Everything lots of people collectively enjoy on Twitter sucks too actually

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Seeing Immolation live tonight and leaving before cringe Rotting Christ

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2 turkey sandwiches before bed #LeSnacque

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@erlebtred 4th st…

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Cramming a 36” by 12” junction box inside a chiller because they didn’t want to relocate feeder wires

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@dronedoommetal Ok daddy

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Cramming a 36” by 12” junction box inside a chiller because they didn’t want to relocate feeder wires

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Took a nap in the truck while my twink apprentice does all the work I feel great #CEO

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There has been a vibe shift in portable toilet art