Matthew Flowers

BREAKING: Donald Trump reveals exactly what he plans to do if America makes the greatest mistake in its history and reelects him to the presidency again even after he sought to overthrow our democracy. If he beats President Biden in 2024, Trump says that he wants to host a massive, year-long "spectacular birthday party" for America on its 250th anniversary. The irony, of course, is that electing Trump again means the end of America itself. "As a nation, we should be preparing for a most spectacular birthday party," Trump said. "We want to make it the best of all time." Trump says that on "day one" of his second presidency he would create a "Salute to America 250" task force to plan an "entire year of festivities across the nation." The task force will, presumably, be stocked with MAGA fascists. It's impossible to even estimate what such a wasteful event would cost, but the proposal proves that Republicans don't really care about "fiscal responsibility" despite their demands to gut Social Security and Medicare. "America’s tourist industry should get ready because we’re going to have a lot of people coming. It will be a record year,” the indicted Trump said. He even suggested "Patriot Games" for high schools, which sounds an awful lot like The Hunger Games. Not thanks Donald. RT and ❤️ if you will vote to make sure that Donald Trump is NEVER president again — and consider joining the exodus to new Twitter competitor https://t.co/w3Mt5NkJBE. Elon Musk banned their Twitter account, but he hasn’t yet banned this link to download the new Tribel app: https://t.co/HnJzSKjCwX