Matt Wells

Pikesville, MD

[Matt Wells @Matthew76511061]

I think DOJ should get a permission slip from the House and Senate for that to tattoo screwball on his wrist

[Matt Wells @Matthew76511061]

Elon should build a pro bono jet ski operation in Middle River and let all the human traffickers help build our GDP economic growth! Death penalty is overreacting

[Matt Wells @Matthew76511061]

We have the same birthday let’s ring it in together in Pikesville, MD if you’re a free agent?

[Matt Wells @Matthew76511061]

Have a drone hover overhead that says from a siren intercom “don’t touch Elon”

[BT UPDATES @BTUPDATES10]

Be Honest..👀🧐

Do you think I need to be protected?

YES or NO

[Matt Wells @Matthew76511061]

Start Middle River, MD jet ski turbine engineering with Mammoth turbines and rake in watercraft engineering dough!

[America First 🇺🇸 @Fairy__Tales5]

Be honest 👇

💼 If Elon Musk handed you this briefcase, what's the FIRST thing you'd do?

A) Buy a house 🏠
B) Start a business 🚀
C) Travel the world 🌍
D) Invest it all 📈

[Matt Wells @Matthew76511061]

Go to an AA/NA meeting because sobriety is number 1

[Alice 👑 @shouq_al90149]

What's the first thing you'd do if you won the lottery today?

[Matt Wells @Matthew76511061]

1964 Putin

[Velar @Velar2026]

This child in the old photo is now famous across the world.

Can you guess who it is ?

A. Mark Zuckerberg
B. Vladimir Putin
C. Joe Biden
D. Elon Musk

[Matt Wells @Matthew76511061]

@OutdoorHorizon Yes absolutely

[Matt Wells @Matthew76511061]

@jahangir_m77443 Start Middle River jet ski so the name doesn’t redneck badger me for alcoholism woes at Elon University and be a businessman with turbine engineering

[PowerPulse @jahangir_m77443]

💼 If Elon Musk handed you this briefcase full of money 💰, what's the FIRST thing you'd do?

A) Buy a house 🏠
B) Start a business 🚀
C) Travel the world 🌍

[Matt Wells @Matthew76511061]

@Velar2026 Let’s build Tesla Middle River, MD jet ski so we can shake all the World leaders hands with the biggest dick in GDP economy growth!

[Velar @Velar2026]

Which of Elon musk companies would you like to work at?

A) Tesla
B) SpaceX
C) X
D) Neuralink
E) XAI

Be honest

[Matt Wells @Matthew76511061]

@MalikAlyza Putin in 1964

[TESLA CARS ONLY⚡️ @teslacarsonly]

Do you support Elon Musk?

[Matt Wells @Matthew76511061]

@teslacarsonly Yes let’s build a Tesla jet ski operation in Middle River and Elon can help alleviate the feelings of all the redneck drinking infractions at Elon, NC!

[Matt Wells @Matthew76511061]

@AmericaFirsa Elon looks like a Chinese South African

[Bamford and Wolfe @bamfordandwolfe]

Buzz Vibes. Zero Alcohol. No Hangover. 50% Off Sale!

[America First @AmericaFirsa]

Be honest 👇

Dinner date with Alone Musk? Who's joining?

A) Yes, absolutely!
B) Only if it's pizza!
C) I'm busy tonight.
D) What's on the menu?

[Matt Wells @Matthew76511061]

@AmericaFirsa Yes Elon we need to start a jet ski operation Tesla jet ski in Middle River I will listen and work on Wednesdays OJT on the job training!

[Matt Wells @Matthew76511061]

@AmericaFirsa Yes but his success badgers the Elon University students cited and reprimanded for drinking at the Lighthouse tavern and he should consider starting a pro bono jet ski operation in Middle River, MD to alleviate their feelings of redneck inferiority.