Matthew Elmore

24|Birmingham.

[Gerry @guinnessaddick]

I like how Colombia v Switzerland tonight has been dubbed Charlie vs the Chocolate Factory.

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

If this was Ronaldo’s last game for Portugal, he leaves having played most international games in history (233), scored most international goals (146), and become the only man to score in SIX different World Cups. Congrats, @cristiano - you’ve done your country & family so proud.

[Ætheling of Lancashire 🌹🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @DarkSoulz449AD]

Pov: You're a Dane who just landed in Northumbria thinking there's more monks to kill and rob, then you encounter a 6'8 Anglo shithouse.

[Marc Guehi @MarcGuehi13]

HAND OF GOD!!!

[Andrew Neil @afneil]

Really? Your lot didn’t show up to help until 1942, when we’d already repelled German efforts to invade in 1940. Maybe you should stick to the local politics of your own Florida backyard. You’re clearly out of your depth on historic and geopolitical matters.

[Tandy @LFC_Tandy]

This is killing me 😭😭😭

[2000s Football ⚽ @00sFootb4ll]

Young promises of the South Africa 2010 World Cup 🇿🇦

[Birmingham City FC @BCFC]

We are delighted to confirm the signing of highly rated defender Dael Fry. ✍️

The 28-year-old has put pen to paper on a three-year deal after leaving Middlesbrough at the end of his contract.

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 BREAKING: Keir Starmer will introduce emergency legislation tomorrow to let all pubs stay open until 5am for England’s 1am match against Mexico on Monday

[Kieran Maguire @KieranMaguire]

Thomas Tuchel considering drafting in Dan Burn for the World Cup quarter final match because he is used to playing at altitude.

[Kam #8🏁 @Culturecams]

Deschamps has Kante cooling in a chamber until a HUGEEE game lmao

[Zia Yusuf @ZiaYusufUK]

Want a brand new home worth £250,000 but can’t afford it?

Simply break into Britain and you get to live in one for free.

Remember, this is what the Tories and Labour did to you.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🚨🇵🇾 OFFICIAL: PARAGUAY BEAT GERMANY AND QUALIFY TO WORLD CUP ROUND 16!

HISTORICAL.

[WolfRMFC @WolfRMFC]

Stadium cleaners finding out Japan has been knocked out of the world cup

[⚡ @UTDCJ_]

i am crying dawg 😭😭😭

[Jay Mack @JayMackComedian]

Change the national anthem to Jerusalem. Fuck the King.

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

I am calling on Restore Britain, the Tories, independents, Northern Irish MPs and Reform to work together in Parliament to end Labour's disgraceful new Sudan/Eritrea 'refugee' scheme before it starts.

Enough.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨❌ OFFICIAL: Scotland are OUT of the 2026 World Cup.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🌍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 OFFICIAL: England qualify for World Cup Round of 32!