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@Peter_Baugh More like Too Much Man

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@letsgameitout During the Stanley Cup, ARE YOU MAD????

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@Avalangelist Belly, Calvert, and Nieto was a joy to watch

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@timheidecker From the top. Again.

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@edgarwright This tweet is booooring. Deleee-eee-te

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@letsgameitout Fun fact: the reason why the sea has such a high salt content is because it is composed 100% of Cthulhu tears

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@benspit So you're telling me the Avs give up Kuemper (two straight shutouts), a future top pairing D (barring health), and a second round pick for one (admittedly very good) goalie?

Why on earth would they do that?

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@letsgameitout "must've been the wind"

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@How2Drink I'm wondering where the drama in a remake would be considering the major twist of the original is a very well-known meme at this point.

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@OrvilleIV @nbcsnl Please grace us with some Tim Calhoun! I think we all need his calming presence in these trying times.

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@ConanOBrien Io Saturnalia!

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@letsgameitout To be fair, if someone took a random snapshot of what is on your computer screen at any moment while working on a video, there would also be several questions raised. Probably more.

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@letsgameitout Blair Witching with the best of them

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@michaelianblack It's more like "hey, wanna hear two interesting and sorta strange facts about me?"

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@letsgameitout It's too late... The die was cast... I am but a shell of a man now...

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@letsgameitout forced me into this. I had no other choice.

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Idea for an anthology TV series that airs every October where each episode is based on ghost stories or horror folk tales from places all around the globe. The title: World's Eeries.

There's nothing with that name on in October, anyway.

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@letsgameitout I like the idea that someone might stumble upon your Twitter and assume you are some freeze-dried goods reviewer, completely unaware that you play video games for a living and have millions of followers.

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This one's for you @IanHigton

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