Matthew Adshead

Husband to Jenny, father to Benedict & Ruth, cocker spaniel fan. Opinions are mine alone, but not always in agreement with retweets.

[Matthew Adshead @MatthewAdshead]

And he didn’t disappoint! Great speech! Here’s to the Roaring 20Twenties! Thanks @afneil

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@craigfairbrass Up a notch from the Happy Eater - but I guess you’re still barred from there!

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@AndrewJHammond I’d have put money on you being Mr Toad, (but I suppose it is your bro who’s the car man)

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@AndrewJHammond Is that why you ended up walking?

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@AndrewJHammond @RichardHammond @hammo74 Yours is the best hat, Andrew! 👌🏻

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@AndrewJHammond Toad, Ratty & Mole! Peep peep!

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@BenStiller @rickygervais Time for a remake of this? Staring Ricky Gervais as Captain Kirk and Ben Stiller as The Gorn

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#6nations2023
#Delilah #wrfu Look at all these poor traumatised folk https://t.co/FJkr9ILhZq

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#delilahbanned #Delilah Remember how traumatised all the ladies were at The Diamond Jubilee celebrations! #walesrugbyunion #wrfu https://t.co/FJkr9ILhZq

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@GordonRamsay My brother’s Boxing Day beef wellington - your recipe - great effort

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@petefaint Aaaagh! Sorry chief

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Does anyone have a Mac air laptop charger. Cleverly forgotten mine🤦🏼‍♂️ #ISA2022ASC thanks 🤞🏻🙏🏻

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@MikeLindup So did my brother, in his white 2CV - only problem was he was driving down the A127 London to Southend Arterial Road at the time

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#imacelebrity2022

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@imacelebrity @antanddec @miketindall13 “Good luck in the jungle, Mike! What luxury do you want to take in with you?”
NB:
He wasn’t allowed to take us BOTH in (and as Gertcha fans know, we won’t be separated) so he opted for his special pillow. https://t.co/wJmAM3QxnU

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@imacelebrity @antanddec @miketindall13 “Good luck in the jungle, Mike! What luxury do you want to take in with you?”
NB:
He wasn’t allowed to take us BOTH in (and as Gertcha fans know, we won’t be separated) so he opted for his special pillow. https://t.co/wJmAM3QxnU

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@PeteRayBiggin @seanfreeman42 @nicholthegift @markking @MikeLindup Tighter than a camel’s eyelid in a sandstorm! Still the greatest! Sadly didn’t get it but Nichol’s bone solo - wow! Stole the show! Thanks for a superb night! https://t.co/tJi9DUr6y7

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Matt Hancock has entered the Jungle! Matt Hancock has left the jungle 😂😂

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@markking @MikeLindup Awesome response, MK! Both maestro’s in your field! Level 42 - greatest band ever! “We’re only human after all!”

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Come along to Gertcha’s Christmas Rockney Show supporting @alzheimerssoc on Thursday 22.12.22 at The Water Rats, Kings Cross. https://t.co/9PSjxiRqvj #christmas #livemusic #chasanddave

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@petefaint @The_CuttingCrew @80sintheSand Either that’s a tiny glass or your hand has grown

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@KingsSchoolHead @KingsDining Someone left the cake out in the rain