Matthew Berry

Official fantasy insider for the EmilyWeinerCO fantasy football league

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Breaking:

Sam Menders has just been found guilty of touching Waterford cheerleaders at their recent football game.

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According to insider sources in the front office.

Jake Seco is on thin ice with the league, due to him starting Johnathan Taylor when he knew he was out.

On top of that, Seco’s team just took a huge hit with JK Dobbins out for the year with a torn achilles.

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Reports say that @jackksobyy is in critical condition at New Milford hospital after an altercation with an unhappy customer. The customer assaulted Jack with a fork and knife. He is now in custody facing 10 years for 2nd degree assault with a kitchen utensil.

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Breaking News:

Jake Seco and Colin Ryan have just been arrested for illegal possession of heroin around minors.

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Odds for every team to win the championship.

Team CiamChowder: +400
Team Palo27: +500
Team Milkywilky: +575
Team CamAkersishim: +650
K den: +650
Me and my Njigbas: +700
I fuck cousins: +750
Slamistan Sexuals: +1000
NFL Youngboyz: +4000
Talladega Tarheels: +10000

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Adding to my previous tweet:

@ColeMor57319677 was the winner of the first round with Anthony Richardson at 1.04 and Jaxon Smith-Njigba at 1.06.

Finally @JakeSeco55 gets the savior of his city drafting Bryce Young with the first overall pick.

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Takeaways from tonight’s draft

@FFridaysCommish has his city going crazy after his trades tonight. With huge pieces like Trevor Lawrence, Jahmyr Gibbs, and Jordan Addison. With future picks.

@jackksobyy was the move active in the draft with a total of 5 trades.

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Breaking:

@jackksobyy has been jumped in the parking lot of the NFL draft due to him beating up some fucker named “Mark”

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Andrew Palo selects Dalton Kincaid with the 10th pick

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Lj Ciambriello selects Jordan Addison with the 9th pick

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With the 1.08 Jack Sorbara selects Will Levis

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Breaking: Jack Sorbara trades for the 1.08 and Jake Wilkinson gets Jordan Love and Jack’s 2025

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Coming picks Zay Flowers with the 7th pick

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Cole selects Jaxon Smith-Njigba with the 6th pick

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Lj selects C.J Stroud with the 5th pick

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Cole selects Anthony Richardson with the fourth pick

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Lj selects Jahmyr Gibbs with the third pick

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There’s has been a trade between Lj Ciambriello and Jack Sorbara. Lj gets the 1.03 and Jack gets Claypool, Najee Harris, and Lj’s first in 2024

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With the Second pick in the draft Sam Menders selects Bijan Robinson

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With the first pick in the draft Jake Seco Selects Bryce Young