Matthew Callaway

All tweets are parody unless they're not.

[Matthew Callaway @MatthewCallaway]

Fuck bipartisanship, completely. Don't seat the seditionists, don't reach across the isle. Prosecute. Pack the courts. Destroy the GOP.

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

When he’s finally dead, cities will shut down from partying, church bells will ring till they crack, there’ll be champagne shortages, therapists will be booked solid for utter joy, historians will get drunk at breakfast, and a pilgrimage to piss on his grave will start in 🇨🇦.

[Plazzy Wazzy @Plasma_NYC]

grass found in field

[gen z superboy (official) @shin_kale_rider]

I will vote for whichever candidate promises to have this guy executed live on television in 2028

[Matthew Callaway @MatthewCallaway]

@XJR_0980 @briangaar How much did he take with him to hell?

[Brian Gaar @briangaar]

The funniest thing Scott Adams ever did was marry an Instagram model who was 40 years younger and he tried to make all these brain genius posts about her and she immediately left him

[Matthew Callaway @MatthewCallaway]

He died doing what he loved, being a fucking idiot.

[Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays]

A Final Message From Scott Adams

[Matthew Callaway @MatthewCallaway]

Wow, they're always right

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Taylor Swift Grateful Kanye West Controversy Taking Heat Off New Swastika Tattoo https://t.co/QnuAK0yQan

[Cher @cher]

@CallawayBOT I Said What I Said‼️Shape Shift My Words 2 Fit Your Agenda,Means LESS Than Zero 2 me,&& IF U THINK I'LL SCRAMBLE 2B PC UR NUTS

[Matthew Callaway @MatthewCallaway]

Maybe it's this hillbilly cosplayer had gone to a different inauguration things would be easier. But no, he had to get content for his podcast. Welcome to the History books traitor.

[Theo Von @TheoVon]

Mr @POTUS @JDVance @BernieSanders @RobertKennedyJr @RepThomasMassie @RoKhanna can we please get aid into GAZA NOW?! Children are starving to death!! We are America. This isnt about politics. This is about humanity.

[Matthew Callaway @MatthewCallaway]

@AshLaoLive Hey Ash, let's connect. Great meeting you today. Sic Semper Tyrannis

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

Wisconsin ❤️🙏🏽

[Kat Abughazaleh @KatAbughazaleh]

this is so embarrassing for you lol

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Apartheid South African Nazi who spent tens of millions of dollars on the Wisconsin Supreme Court MAGA candidate loses. Suck on that, you fucking cheesehead.

[noah kulwin @nkulw]

Gosh if I were @elonmusk I might be moved to self-harm tonight :/

[Matthew Callaway @MatthewCallaway]

We know your dick is small and broken beyond repair.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The long con of the left is corruption of the judiciary

[Matthew Callaway @MatthewCallaway]

@Betrue_Patriot @elonmusk Just pray about it a lot and when your prayer doesn't work remind yourself that God hates you and kill yourself.

[Matthew Callaway @MatthewCallaway]

@AprilSaldivar17 @elonmusk Pray real hard about it and when nothing comes of your prayer know that it's because God hates you.

[Matthew Callaway @MatthewCallaway]

@MarcusGarc17811 @elonmusk When he loses it means God hates you. Feel free to kill yourself

[Matthew Callaway @MatthewCallaway]

@JeffreyRPetit @WallStreetApes @elonmusk @AGPamBondi Just pray about it a bunch and when that doesn't work know that your god hates you