Matthew Canning

technologist | founder/ceo at @noplex_ai ( | author | dad | wife pranker | technically bionic | views are my own | he/him

[Matthew Canning @MatthewCanning]

Um, is this a threat?

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@MNateShyamalan I have a strong opinion on this: Bay leaves do nothing and are all marketing voodoo. You HAVE to add it to your recipe. If you don’t, it’s simply accepted that it “won’t taste right.” Want to see what it tastes like? Sorry—you can’t eat them. Poison. But it’s fine in your food.

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The latest from the James Webb.

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I’m personally grateful that society doesn’t place more value on being able to gracefully put a fitted sheet on a mattress.

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Congrats to @sheetz for crossing the last great American frontier and offering an unlimited French fry subscription service. I stared at the ad for a solid minute trying to take stock of all the conflicting emotions.

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As someone with an Opus tattoo, this better be good.

[The Hollywood Reporter @THR]

Fox Developing a ‘Bloom County’ Animated TV Series Based on Beloved Comic https://t.co/QtBMvMjbRa

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Announcer: “He is one of the winningest athletes in snowboarding. And that’s because he is so good.”

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@CaptainTomJrEsq And yet people are concerned about blockchain solutions.

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I love that it’s 2022 and it still takes a few days to move funds between banking institutions. Like it’s gold coins being placed into a burlap sack tied to the side of a horse.

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If you’re a parent of young kids who just celebrated a gift-giving holiday, I’ll bet you cold hard cash that you’ve uttered the words, “What the hell is beeping?” after 9 p.m. at some point over the past few nights.

[Adam Cochran (adamscochran.eth) @adamscochran]

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As promised, here's my 2022 outperform shopping list and my 2022 thesis.

Let's breakdown what this is, why these assets, and how I approach this, and then the bullcase for each individual asset.

[Thomas Wolf @Thom_Wolf]

I read a lot of books this year to broaden my horizons in AI/ML with adjacent or complementary disciplines. It was a great pleasure so I’m sharing some my reading list here with a couple of notes:
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[Matthew Canning @MatthewCanning]

Confession: Left a tip/card for our postal carrier but forgot his name. Didn’t want to admit that, so couldn’t write “postal carrier”…so to make sure he knew it was for him I drew the USPS logo on it. Turned out badly, so I colored over it in crayon to look like my kids did it.

[Eric Smith @ericsmithrocks]

Wow, Philadelphia.

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Attn: Technical leaders — Invest five minutes in a new perspective today. I recently shared my thoughts on the most impactful (and least effortful) tactic for defining and refining your team's collective beliefs and mission. https://t.co/ZQVhPmlRaJ

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@mattstocum @timetidewatches @mattstocum you're absolutely correct. But if I turned off the notifications on an Apple Watch, I would just feel like I overpaid for a Casio G-Shock.

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Had fun writing a guest opinion piece for @timetidewatches about how smart watches are waging war against mindfulness. https://t.co/WOMEQbGtEy #watches #AppleWatch #Mindfulness

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Bigfoot is just parents who had enough while out at parks with their kids and walked off, eyes glazed, into the woods to live simpler, quieter lives. That they haven’t returned to civilization is telling.

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Fascinating. @DefiKingdoms is currently executing one of the more interesting NFT implementations I’ve seen.

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