Matthew “Thew” Carpenter

Miami U ‘99 | Confederate | Whippet Enthusiast | 2x Pledge Master #letsgetweird

[Matthew “Thew” Carpenter @MatthewCarp02]

Caamp had mom and dad ripping the doobie #railbird

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@CrimsonClarence @killinemrodney Forgot to add the picture💀

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@killinemrodney @CrimsonClarence Just drinking God’s finest nectar in the church parking lot #goldtop

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I don’t care what you say, I’ll drink more, I’ll drink less, but whatever I’ll still have sex

[Matthew “Thew” Carpenter @MatthewCarp02]

Something about that ballpark organ #alwayshits

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The party poopers showed up…

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Saturday nights on the course

[Matthew “Thew” Carpenter @MatthewCarp02]

Why are these black players on Jaxson Dart’s case? Let a white boy live a little

[Matthew “Thew” Carpenter @MatthewCarp02]

@bnigs69 Always been an Ace hardware guy myself, but after going 0/20 on internships, this is where I have found myself. #bamaboxdox

[Matthew “Thew” Carpenter @MatthewCarp02]

Fuck the corporate world

[Rick “Godfather” Pitino @rick2013pitino]

Anyone else thought about moving the hometown chat from snap to iMessage yet?

[Matthew “Thew” Carpenter @MatthewCarp02]

Long live the VIP room

[Jamisis Delk @JamisisD]

Strippers are cool, #letsgetweird

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Would love to see a Maddie Kowalski and Mary Kate Cornett collab in the near future.

[Matthew “Thew” Carpenter @MatthewCarp02]

Buddy has to give up the game

[Matthew “Thew” Carpenter @MatthewCarp02]

@Bocephusking86 I believe Albie would just whine and moan about it then slump back down to his dungeon.