Matthew Carpenter

Be polite be professional but have a plan to kill everybody you meet. - Gen. James Mattis

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

I’m literally howling…

[New Found Glory @newfoundglory]

American Pie 2 hit theaters 25 years ago today with "Hit Or Miss" playing during this scene!

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Yep. Sports media ripped these three guys to shreds. And all three players were 100% correct to refuse the covid shot.

[Dr. Eli David @DrEliDavid]

Hitler wasn't "far right". He was far left, and today's woke left shares nearly identical ideology with him.

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Stephen A. Smith tees off on Fauci taking the fifth and apologizes to Kyrie Irving for criticizing him for refusing the covid shot. It took five years, but taking the fifth 111 times broke through to the general public and crushed Fauci, finally.

[Matthew Carpenter @MatthewCarp1775]

@KirkHerbstreit @DesmondHoward don’t act like Biff or any of these other coaches on mich staff were surprised and didn’t know about what Moore was doing lol. They all tried to hide it.

[Matthew Carpenter @MatthewCarp1775]

@karnsies817 DPOY? Myles Garrett doesn’t play in Pittsburgh lol.

[.@JohnTelich8 @JohnTelich8]

Incredible surge.. !!makes me wonder about some of those earlier losses

[Joey Kaufman @joeyrkaufman]

With Emeka Egbuka's selection by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers at No. 19 overall, Ohio State has had at least one wide receiver taken in the NFL draft's first round in each of the last four years.

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

BREAKING: The Cleveland Browns are trading the number 2 overall pick to the Jacksonville Jaguars

#PMSDraftSpectacular

[Ohio’s Tate @OhioTate]

Biggest Lies Ever Told:

3. Bill Clinton saying he didn’t have sexual relations with that woman

2. Adam and Eve saying they wouldn’t eat the fruit

1. Iowa’s RB Kaleb Johnson (from Ohio) saying he wouldn’t have even gone to Ohio State if he was offered (he wasn’t)

[Matthew Carpenter @MatthewCarp1775]

#BigChristmas #RollTribe

[DollarDog Nick @DollarDogNick]

BREAKING: Trump just weighed in on Jhonkensy Noel #ForTheLand

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills when the left keep calling Trump a threat to Democracy when the Dems didn't let their own party vote for their candidate. It's insane!!!! #sticktopizza

[Johnny Drama Chase @JohnnyDramaChas]

RETWEET If you would watch an Entourage reboot in 2024

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

JUST IN: The frat boys who held up the American flag at UNC and told a pro-Palestine protester to lose some weight have had $270,000 raised for them to throw a rager.

Epic 🇺🇸

In just one day, the boys are narrowing in on $300,000 and have even received a $10,000 donation from billionaire Bill Ackman.

“We are overwhelmed by you glorious, Patriotic Americans who value good beer and great times. We are in contact with multiple leaders from fraternities whose members helped defend the flag, including Alpha Epsilon Pi and others, in addition to Pi Kappa Psi,” an update on the page read.

Well deserved.

[Oluwajomiloju @JomiAdeniran]

This is unequivocally and objectively freaking insane from Kyrie Irving, if he did this in 1960s, they would have accused him of witchcraft

[Jimmy O'Brien @Jomboy_]

José Ramírez and Tim Anderson square up, a breakdown

[Cleveland Cavaliers @cavs]

HALFCOURT. GAME WINNER. MAX STRUS. #LETEMKNOW

[Matthew Carpenter @MatthewCarp1775]

@DIRECTV is trash. Just blocking out the @NFL playoff games. Everyone should switch to @YouTubeTV or @GetSpectrum . #boycott #trash

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Tiger Woods challenged @RiggsBarstool to a long drive competition, then broke out potentially the wildest move in golf history @ForePlayPod