Mattyfornication

Your brightest colors couldn't even paint my fucking picture. Fear nothing and the rest will falter.

[Mattyfornication @MatthewColwell_]

Here's a picture of me from a few years back for y'all to enjoy.

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PSA THEY'RE SERVING GIRL SCOUT COOKIES AT WALMART TODAY.

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Walking around naked is just so bangin.

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Wicked LiT how @Nick_Brown5 came in my driveway at 6 am and woke me up from sleeping in my car.

[Mattyfornication @MatthewColwell_]

I'm ambidextrous that means I make you cum with both hands.

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Think I'm slowly going fucking crazy but it'll be alright.

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But are you this LiT? @Shawny5oh

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How lit are you? @Shawny5oh

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I wish I didn't suck so fucking bad sometimes.

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ASK ME HOW I FUCKING KNEW. ASK ME. REALLY.

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@ZBalllin @Nick_Brown5 literally impossible.

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When you're 39 numbers behind at the DMV >>>>>>>>

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That actually sounds bangin. https://t.co/dWOiGXPSHl

[carlaxo @carlaaobrien]

I really wanna set aside a day just to sit with the old folks at the mall who sit alone and ask how they made it this far lmao

[Mattyfornication @MatthewColwell_]

Girls be talkin about "I survived heartbreak" like that shit was gonna end your life or make you take your own and shit like chill bruh.

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I'll do it for 100. https://t.co/LtQCJDFwnW

[L @aurabylj]

I will pay someone ridiculous amounts of money to come do my dishes

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THERES AN APP WHERE YOU CAN FIND GIRL SCOUT COOKIES NEAR YOU WHAT THE FUCK SON.

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IVE DEALT WITH A LOT OF BULLSHIT IN COURT BUT THIS HAS GOT TO BE UP THERE WITH THE WORST.

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Moment of silence please for my boy @xxtrickfloxx who's girls birthday is the same day as Valentine's Day. Thank you.

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Hahaha just kidding no bitches getting gifts from me today.

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Awh what the fuck I forgot today was Valentine's Day I'm so fucked for my gifts.

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That's me all day today. https://t.co/P9nCu9xIEB