Foster

he/him just a dude trying to keep from constantly blowing my stack, pan 43

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Hundreds of Minnesotans are leaving their "I voted" stickers at the site where Alex Pretti was murdered by ICE agents.

[Brendan Darr @BrendanDarr]

I would choose a different font for "FINAL"

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

Sure, sex is great and all—but have you ever voted a Republican out of office?

[Hudi Productions @hudsononeill15]

Hector Salamanca right before blowing up Gus

[Foster @MatthewDFoster]

@moto_motes Wifi enabled refrigerators are such a dumbass idea

[⭕ Brock Pierson @brockpierson]

Good morning to everyone who used Winamp

[Foster @MatthewDFoster]

@Nate_Higgs8333 @twentycltw @Nobody6025 Listen dude he's allowed to have his opinion on Roman but if you come around here with that racist shit you can take your ass the fuck out of here, Nate

[Foster @MatthewDFoster]

@React2W @Nobody6025 Enjoy watching the Republicans get curb stomped in the midterms

[Foster @MatthewDFoster]

@React2W @Nobody6025 Triggered?

[Foster @MatthewDFoster]

@React2W @Nobody6025 He's not gonna fuck you

[Jasmine @JasmineLWatkins]

Haven’t seen him like this since schools were integrated

[Foster @MatthewDFoster]

@skthabraider Because they don't want to die

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

Combover Caligula spends his life humiliating people over their appearance, calling them ugly, fat and stupid. Meanwhile, he’s hiding a fucking landing strip of a bald spot under that dead ferret on his head.

So whatever you do, DO NOT FUCKING RETWEET THIS.

[Foster @MatthewDFoster]

@NotThatTomGreen I saw one John Cena and I was in an Adam Copeland tshirt

[Foster @MatthewDFoster]

@NotJoeSposto have you tried the Pepsi Vanilla and Creamer yet

[Xi Johnping @johnisminty]

ALWAYS CHECK YOUR KID’S HALLOWEEN CANDY

I JUST WENT THROUGH MY SON’S BAG AFTER TRICK OR TREATING AND FOUND A PAT MCAFEE ALBUM CD IN THERE

[Foster @MatthewDFoster]

@netflixsports @PatMcAfeeShow Fuuuuuuuuck Pat McAfee

[Foster @MatthewDFoster]

Now I'm the bad guy because I *checks notes* bought my own dinner after she took the girls out to eat, I'm absolutely floored by all of this obscene narcissistic behavior today

[Foster @MatthewDFoster]

Goddamn man my supervisor doesn't bitch this much when I take a fucking day off