Matthew D. Riddle

[Matthew D. Riddle @MatthewDRiddle1]

@elonmusk Respectfully, this reminds me way too much of the opening act of the Heavy Metal movie. Pretty darn cool though.

[James Woods @RealJamesWoods]

Poster for the SAVE ACT, if ever there were one. A masked Antifa criminal stuffing a ballot box.

Who’s more of a traitor? This masked Democrat operative or Republican fraud John Thune for failing to stop the likes of her(him?)

[Matthew D. Riddle @MatthewDRiddle1]

@libsoftiktok Quick way to guarantee that Only 1% of the population in the market for or selling a house might do business with her.

[Matthew D. Riddle @MatthewDRiddle1]

@SenateGOP Ok, so why aren't you passing the Save America Act?

[Matthew D. Riddle @MatthewDRiddle1]

@DaddyWarpig Nope, not in the slightest.

[Rasmussen Reports @Rasmussen_Poll]

That Pratt-Free LA Ballot Drop: 'It didn't happen!!!'

But it DID Happen

Bass: +12,853
Raman: +9,521
Miller: +1,227
Others: +1,233
Pratt: 0

@JBBlackClover

[Matthew D. Riddle @MatthewDRiddle1]

@DaddyWarpig Clearly this kid has never seen a picture of or heard of bison, water buffalo or cape buffalo, let alone the ancient auroch which led to our domestic cattle today.

[Matthew D. Riddle @MatthewDRiddle1]

@sattinittas Is Darj capable of Chovy levels of goof?

[Matthew D. Riddle @MatthewDRiddle1]

@MarieleRedclaw Great Story, Great Cheat-code!

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A potluck. Everyone brings one dish. I have never been so out of my depth in my life.

I was invited to a gathering. "Just bring a dish to share," they said. Simple words. I did not sleep for three days.

Because I understood instantly what this was. A summit. Every guest, a lord of their own house, arriving bearing tribute. And tribute is judged. Tribute is ranked. To bring the wrong dish to the wrong table is to fall in standing before your peers, possibly forever.

So I prepared. I made my finest dish. I carried it to the door with two hands and a straight back, braced for the weighing of my worth.

The first lord arrived with a bowl of orange powder noodles. Macaroni and cheese. The crowd roared. He set it down at the center of the table. The CENTER. I noted this. The center is the seat of power.

The second lord brought a tower of small brown meat orbs in red sauce. "Meatballs," he announced, like a man laying down a sword. They were placed beside the macaroni. A strong showing. An alliance, perhaps.

I studied the table like a battlefield map. Potato salad: defensive, reliable, old money. A vegetable tray, untouched, clearly a hostage offering no one expected to win. And then a woman walked in, raised a flat box overhead, and the entire room turned and CHEERED.

Pizza. She had brought pizza. Store-bought. Still in the box.

I was stunned. She had not even cooked it. And yet the people rejoiced as if a king had entered. I revised my entire understanding of the hierarchy on the spot. Effort means nothing here. Only the roar of the crowd decides rank.

I placed my dish down, humbly, near the napkins. A peasant's position. I accepted it.

And then a man tapped my shoulder, pointed at my dish, and said the words that changed everything.

"Whoa, did you make this? This is amazing. Everybody, you GOTTA try this guy's thing."

The room turned. The room came. The room ATE. My dish vanished in ninety seconds. The pizza woman herself took a second helping and looked at me with respect.

I had won the summit. By accident. With a dish I placed by the napkins.

I understand nothing about this country. I have never been happier. I am hosting the next one.

So tell me, America.

Is there a system to the potluck? A secret rank? A hidden law?

I have decided there is not.

You just bring the thing you love, and everyone eats it, and somehow everybody wins.

It is the most insane way to hold a war.

I will fight in every single one.

[John Ringo SF Author @Jringo1508]

Never. And I must say that again, NEVER, if you value your life and have made something everyone enjoys, CHANGE IT IN THE SLIGHTEST.

If you make a 'popular' dish for potluck, you MUST by community law bring THAT DISH, ONLY THAT DISH, EXACTLY THE SAME, EVERY SINGLE TIME.

That is the only true rule to potluck.

[Matthew D. Riddle @MatthewDRiddle1]

Since my Grandmother passed away just before Christmas, I am now the only living bearer of THE Dutch Apple Pie Recipe, all others have failed to live up to its standards, only I may prepare it.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Corruption

[Matthew D. Riddle @MatthewDRiddle1]

@TateOfTot I want to give her ear skritches!

[Congressman Brandon Gill @RepBrandonGill]

Conservatives like to say “woke is dead” but it’s not dead; it’s merely dormant.

Woke is central to leftwing ideology and wreaked unimaginable pain during Biden’s time in office.

We can’t let it happen again. Stay in the fight.

[golden2 @golden1patriot]

@FearTheFloof I’ve tried every option and can’t get anywhere with them

[DataRepublican (small r) @DataRepublican]

Some friends of mine, @DissidentClint and @RyanMNeuhaus, are launching a new outlet focused on AI. They've been patient in asking me to write something for it, and I finally took them up on the offer:

[Matthew D. Riddle @MatthewDRiddle1]

@TwoKinds She's a lovely lumberjack!

[Matthew D. Riddle @MatthewDRiddle1]

@hiyodorixxxx Only the best service!