Matthew DeFabbio

Usually an idiot, sometimes a genius. Self-proclaimed expert gambler. Resourceful recycler & reseller. Anti-Red40 account. Precious is the sweetest angel 🐶🐄

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@Jingoman111 I gotta say, you're a helluva dedicated bot. Just incredible USA slop 24/7 365

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@DuaneS39

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@heatdaddy69420 If not button-ups, then Messi/Salah jerseys surely

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Thinking of exploring options for assisted su*cide over a pinched nerve in my neck, because what are the alternatives with the healthcare situation in this country

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Dinner...err I mean drinks..well, A DRINK on me

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Ken Burns, stop thumbing through teenage boy magazines for haircut ideas and upload the rest of Civil War on YouTube so I can watch that MF

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@luusssso @thugthief

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i fucking hate the heat. i hate sweating. summer lovers are freaks. don’t ask me to do anything outside if its over 80 degrees unless it’s after 6pm & i am so serious. this is the worst

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Well, he made it another 5 years almost, escaped the Googling curse

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Well, I just looked up Gene Shalit, and can't believe he's still alive...so naturally, he won't be very soon. It's unfortunate but that's how things work around here

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@ChampagneAnyone The Red Sox being bad might be good for everyone...if thousands of loudmouth Southies get pissed at private equity firms presiding over sports teams and ruining them, we might all have a chance to fight back

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It's really not fair that we were robbed of Mindhunter season 3. David Fincher giveth, and he taketh away

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@heatdaddy69420 Gonna need the weird shirtless selfie from an angle only a dad or a crackhead would find suitable, make sure the pic is dark and grainy too

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It shouldn't be this hard to find a REAL wood desk. Four legs and a fucking solid wood top. Marketplace is not marketplacing!

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I don't wanna see a video of something where someone else is greenscreened talking over it or commenting on it ever again

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@Brisk Hell yeah 🐍 💀 🍻

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@luusssso That bar fucks

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If women can still go crazy over Chris Brown, I have the right to say "would" to Casey Anthony

Anyway

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How it feels not having the Sabres to watch anymore

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