Cypress

Shits Fucked

[Cypress @MatthewDerr18]

UNC lose national championship
Stars lose USFL championship
Union lose MLS championship
Phillies lose world series
Eagles lose super bowl
USA lose WBC
Sixers exists
Flyers exists
Phillies collapse in NLCS
Why can't I be happy
Can I win 1 at least this is just torture

[Cypress @MatthewDerr18]

@MGNas27 Finally decided to watch a UFC fight and that shit happens 😂

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

When life gives you Lemon(s)

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

The moment Makai became an Eagle 🦅

[Philadelphia Flyers @NHLFlyers]

OFFICIAL: We have signed forward Porter Martone to a three-year entry-level contract. https://t.co/dODZsHdwhf

[NHL News @PuckReportNHL]

Auston Matthews, Zach Werenski, and Matthew Tkachuk skate around with Johnny Gaudreau’s jersey ❤️

[NHL @NHL]

TEAM USA WINS THE GOLD MEDAL!!! 🥇

#MilanoCortina2026 #WinterOlympics

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

THANK YOU JOHN CENA ❤️🫡

🏆 17x World Champion
🏆 5x U.S. Champion
🏆 4x Tag Team Champion
🏆 2x Royal Rumble Winner
🏆 Intercontinental Champion

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME 🐐

[Resident Evil @RE_Games]

Don't brave the horrors alone.

FBI analyst Grace Ashcroft and legendary agent Leon S. Kennedy's terrifying and pulse-pounding journeys intertwine in Resident Evil Requiem, arriving February 27, 2026.

🌿https://t.co/JBHl3u2Dgr

[ElitePrecision29 @lmm2996]

Fuck off lmao I ain't trying to hear it. Im gonna spam this whenever someone wants to say something like this

[Hendrick Motorsports @TeamHendrick]

YUNG MONEY IS A TWO-TIME CHAMPION!

[NASCAR @NASCAR]

HE DOUBLES DOWN IN THE DESERT!

@KyleLarsonRacin wins his second NASCAR Cup Series Championship!

[2K SA (2026 NFL MVP) @BarkleysBurner_]

Retweet if you agree.

#FlyEaglesFly

[Cooper DeJAWN 🦅 @CooperDeJawn3]

RT if you want Kevin Patullo fired

#FlyEaglesFly #Eagles #NFL

[Wrestle Ops @WrestleOps]

Fatal 4-Way for the World Heavyweight Championship is officially set for ‘CLASH IN PARIS.’

[Ozzy Osbourne @OzzyOsbourne]

It is with more sadness than mere words can convey that we have to report that our beloved Ozzy Osbourne has passed away this morning. He was with his family and surrounded by love.

We ask everyone to respect our family privacy at this time.

Sharon, Jack, Kelly, Aimee and Louis

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Diogo ❤️

[𝐍𝐨𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐥 @Nocturnal2002]

Today is the only day you can RT this.

(Let your American & Chinese friends know!)

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS!
THIS ONE’S FOR YOU PHILLY!

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

THE PHILADELPHIA EAGLES ARE SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS!

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

In the record books 👏

@DeVontaSmith_6 is now your Eagles All-Time Post Season Receiving Yards Leader!

@FirstrustBank | #FlyEaglesFly