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her?

[Matt @MatthewEckberg]

Todazy: lazy today

[Matt @MatthewEckberg]

Great take

[Matt @MatthewEckberg]

Shorts with compression pants is like a vest for your legs

[Matt @MatthewEckberg]

Shorts with compression pants is like a vest for your legs

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

Watch John McCain’s notable concession speech from the 2008 election

[Friday Beers @Friday_Beers]

Can’t go back to working 40 hours a week.

[Matt @MatthewEckberg]

Should’ve had a class in college about the difference between a duvet, duvet cover, coverlet, quilt, and comforter. Would’ve helped a lot.

[Matt @MatthewEckberg]

I don’t get why everyone hates Kanye running for president, he’s made some super good albums and his shoes are really popular

[Matt @MatthewEckberg]

@Kyle_Dahlstrom you should’ve worked for Blockbuster

[Matt @MatthewEckberg]

I dream of being a meeting where the company is going bankrupt and I get the opportunity to say “It’s Hail Mary time”

[Matt @MatthewEckberg]

@Kyle_Dahlstrom Fun while it lasts, lots of last ditch efforts, basically trial and error to save a whole company. Sounds fun.

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@macleodseth95 🤝 Hell yeah!

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Raise your hand if you have been on hold with an airline 1hr+ 🙃

[Matt @MatthewEckberg]

@TutterFingers STOP

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Hey things might be bad right now but at least they’ll still be this way for a while.

[Matt @MatthewEckberg]

@saintgrey26 We live in a sarcastic, angry world where no one can find what they’re looking for

[Matt @MatthewEckberg]

@saintgrey26 You never find the reason behind the hashtag

[Matt @MatthewEckberg]

@LU_LU40

[lil uzi hurt @LameAsChris]

nobody has better posture than a 5’8 guy dating a 5’8 girl

[Matt @MatthewEckberg]

Had this reminder set today, Fargo postponed indefinitely, covid gone too far

[Matt @MatthewEckberg]

@saintgrey26 @AaronChewning 😂😂😂

[Matt @MatthewEckberg]

Oh so you’re saying i wasn’t on mute?