Matthew Eoghan

Dodo bird is flightless

[Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass]

1994: The future of America soccer is bright
1998: The future of America soccer is bright
2002: The future of America soccer is bright
2006: The future of America soccer is bright
2010: The future of America soccer is bright
2014: The future of America soccer is bright
2018: The future of America soccer is bright
2022: Tom Brady leaves his wife to go 8-9
2026: The future of America soccer is bright

[Matt Herdman @MattHerdman]

Europe: “America has no soccer culture”

America: *does a wildly corrupt thing with the president of fifa*

Europe: no not like that

[Matthew Eoghan @MatthewEoghan]

@mualphaxi

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@MariGO2thepolls 1pm and already drunk LFG happy fourth 🦅🦅🦅

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@jessesingal

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@samosmireno @dog_domain @keithdorejel That’s just changing the medium of exchange though? You would just get people arguing over how many smiles a slice of pizza is worth onstead of how many pieces of paper it’s worth like we do now. Economics wouldn’t go anywhere

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@lilbabygandhi Tbf I think this guy might be the only person actually mad about this

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@BostonMassUSA a single pub closed on them and the limeys went fully nuclear 😭

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I respect Scotland because their fans go absolutely all out everytime even though the team is the Cleveland Browns of international soccer

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Some of these World Cup uniforms make no sense. Why is Canada wearing black? That is not a Canada color.

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@thegreatdane269 This story is clearly fake though

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@bigidiotgirl

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

4 burgers. #notenough #yum

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@sundriedtmto My grandfather used to frequent a diner where people called him Bill. His actual name is Lenny, but the first time he went there he just told everyone his name is Bill, paid in cash, and kept the act going for 20 years.

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@PaulDock93 Nothing like a nice cold glass of salty urine after a long day’s work 😋

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@MThingguy @NotWoofers Tbf nobody draws them arrows like Rybar

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@W77043 @crushmarxismnow Water got fixed a decade ago

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I’ve never heard a seal make that noise until I saw those Instagram reels

[Matthew Eoghan @MatthewEoghan]

@NEVERLOGGINGOUT Imagine living your life with a constant fear of old people