Matthew Ian Hale

I haven't fell out of my tree, I cut it down and made a maze of fun with it.

[Matthew Ian Hale @MatthewIanHale]

@realDonaldTrump Oh that's what they are. Apologies Mr. President I thought you had just moved on from your love of KFC chicken and decided to have a pizza party in the Oval Office instead. Please remember to read them before you sign them instead of looking off into the distance. Merry Christmas

[Matthew Ian Hale @MatthewIanHale]

Thought I'd share a sight most people don't get to see or believe exists. A sunny day in Wales - Caerphilly

[Matthew Ian Hale @MatthewIanHale]

Woke up this morning to the sound of the jungle. Never fall asleep in a zoo. It leads to all sorts of unfortunate questions...